09-08-11 You truly are an actor
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Re: 09-08-11 You truly are an actor
I registered to say that This is such an intriguing plot twist. Gary has broken down and is willing to consider kissing another man to improve his technique, one boggles at the suggestion of what will happen if/when he realises Whom he is about to be intimate with
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Re: 09-08-11 You truly are an actor
No wonder Dillon and Amber are friends. They're equally manipulative.
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And Gary wants to be a womanSearcher wrote:Ok it is offical ... I want to be Gary!

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I say Gary figures it out partway through, has an inner monologue panic attack in his head, finally comes to the conclusion that he should run with it, turns back to Amber Amber but now Dillon's gotten home and they've tagged out while he wasn't looking. Continues now thinking he's with Amber Amber while Dillon leaves curiosity about Gary's newfound enthusiasm for a later date, not of course realizing that Gary thinks he's with a woman.
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Unless AA is about to pull a pretty good instant disguise, I can't see how Gary won't realize it's not Dillon as soon as he bothers to look at her.
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Why Dillon was already dressed for the part upon arrival is certainly gonna be a question.
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First, let me get this out of the way...
OMG!!
*ahem* that's better.
Amber might not be that clueless to the situation. She and Dillon may have had few long chats about their lives by now and Gary seems to be someone she's heard about and recognizes by description. This includes his connection to Zii. As a unrequited love of Dillon's, Amber may full well know that Gary is straight.
The question she may ask herself is "Why does this person think I am Dillon?"
OMG!!

*ahem* that's better.
Amber might not be that clueless to the situation. She and Dillon may have had few long chats about their lives by now and Gary seems to be someone she's heard about and recognizes by description. This includes his connection to Zii. As a unrequited love of Dillon's, Amber may full well know that Gary is straight.
The question she may ask herself is "Why does this person think I am Dillon?"

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Re: 09-08-11 You truly are an actor
He may very well have. If he does get to enjoy a practice session, I have to wonder what he'll be thinking after he realizes he just got to spend some quality time with his favorite adult actress.jk9000 wrote:Did Gary just stupid himself into good fortune? When did we switch to the bizzaro universe?
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Re: 09-08-11 You truly are an actor
Not really. Dillon is playing her impersonator in the movie and he's regularly costumed like her.sylentknight wrote:First, let me get this out of the way...
OMG!!![]()
*ahem* that's better.
Amber might not be that clueless to the situation. She and Dillon may have had few long chats about their lives by now and Gary seems to be someone she's heard about and recognizes by description. This includes his connection to Zii. As a unrequited love of Dillon's, Amber may full well know that Gary is straight.
The question she may ask herself is "Why does this person think I am Dillon?"
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That is EXACTLY what I thought this morning when I saw this. YES!sylentknight wrote:First, let me get this out of the way...
OMG!!![]()
*ahem* that's better.
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Re: 09-08-11 You truly are an actor
I think Gary has become numb to the weirdness of his universe that he's found it's safe to make such assumptions.Lighthawk wrote:Unless AA is about to pull a pretty good instant disguise, I can't see how Gary won't realize it's not Dillon as soon as he bothers to look at her.


You know what, I think that in this bizare world, Gary might become known as a kisser long before he gets laid.
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Re: 09-08-11 You truly are an actor
Oh, Gary.
Oh. Gary.
Oh! Gary! Oh Gary! OHH!! GARY!! GARY! OOOHHH!!! GARY! Oh, Gary ...
er I mean I can't wait to see how this plays out.
Oh. Gary.
Oh! Gary! Oh Gary! OHH!! GARY!! GARY! OOOHHH!!! GARY! Oh, Gary ...
er I mean I can't wait to see how this plays out.
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That still bothers me actually. I think it would be great if this comic represents a change in paradigm with someone else taking up mantle as butt monkey. In fact, I think it would be fantastic if Zii could take up the role for the next few months. Let Gary have a reprieve.GothPoet wrote:What do you expect?
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Well, depending on how close his physical contact with her gets, he might notice her boobs pressed against him. In that scenario, I can almost imagine him thinking he's dreaming as she manages to steer him down lower and he gets to practice the technique with a different pair of lips.pollywog wrote:An orgasm that amazing is timeless. It lives on in her heart and mind and other body parts, as a yearning and a call for reawakening.Ten wrote:The restaurant do not cease to exist after she left it, so "this" is appropriate in that paragraph. The orgasm on the other hand, did cease to exist, so "that" should be used.
I'm thinking about what will happen when Gary goes to kiss her lips and Amber tries to steer him down lower where he won't go because he thinks she is Dillon and so he will never get to find out that he is she.
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Just the idea that Amber could become Gary's "secret sensei" brings a smile to my face.
If Gary grows in confidence and technique, Zii would eventually wonder who has been training him.
(Nah...as if that would happen.)
If Gary grows in confidence and technique, Zii would eventually wonder who has been training him.
(Nah...as if that would happen.)

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Well, it would be a good idea for the writers to pursue. Hmm. It could also lead to a three way competition for Gary's affections.
P.S. Why the shit does Firefox's spell checker show the possessive indicator for Gary's name as incorrect?
P.S. Why the shit does Firefox's spell checker show the possessive indicator for Gary's name as incorrect?
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