09-08-11 You truly are an actor

[MerchManDan]

Thing is, Gary's talking about the kissing technique, isn't he? I'm browsing the archives and I don't believe Dillon mentioned it could be used as an oral sex technique, too; which is what Amber thinks it is, since Dillon didn't mention to her that it's his kissing technique.
So...Gary wants to practice kissing? But Amber thinks Gary has performed oral sex on Dillon? And now she thinks he'll give it to her too? Even though when Gary gets down there, he'll find out pretty damn fast that she's not a he? Holy crap, I'm confused.

[Senna's sex-slave]

Is this what's known as a "Reverse trap"?

[Tirgo]

AWWWWWWWWWWW SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[Ten]

Amber in the 4th panel is using the word "this" when she should be using the word "that". Because if she uses the word "this", it makes the reader assume that she is currently having an orgasm.

[pollywog]

Amber in the 4th panel is using the word "this" when she should be using the word "that"

No, "this" works. It's being used like in the following imaginary conversation.

"Our date was fabulous. We started out going to a movie, which was ok, but then he took me to this amazing restaurant where all the waiters are dressed up as clowns and they serve dessert by throwing the most delicious cream pie in your face!"

[Rockbox]

I'm thinking Gary successfully makes out with Amber, and runs into Dillion as he's leaving. That's when he outs two and two together, and faints dead away due to massive nasal blood loss.

[Ten]

Amber in the 4th panel is using the word "this" when she should be using the word "that"

No, "this" works. It's being used like in the following imaginary conversation.

"Our date was fabulous. We started out going to a movie, which was ok, but then he took me to this amazing restaurant where all the waiters are dressed up as clowns and they serve dessert by throwing the most delicious cream pie in your face!"

The restaurant do not cease to exist after she left it, so "this" is appropriate in that paragraph. The orgasm on the other hand, did cease to exist, so "that" should be used.

[Manoon]

No, because the equivalent to the restaurant is the swirley-go-round technique which still exists.

[SilentChaos87]

Don't be so sure it'll be making out. You gotta remember that Gary and Amber know two different versions of the swirly technique. One for making out and one for well...y'know.

[TheEighth]

OK.....

Gary thinks Amber is Dillon (Not his fault)
Amber more than likely thinks Gary is gay/bi due to Dillon's lies(Also not his fault)
Amber doesn't realize Dillon's technique is meant for oral as in kissing (Not her fault)

As a result....

He doesn't realize he's standing in a room with his favorite porn star
He more than likely has less of a chance with her now than if Dillon hadn't screwed him over
He's pretty much bound for a screwed up situation if he tries to practice the "swirly-go-round" with "Dillon".

So...who's the common denominator in this equation?

[pollywog]

The restaurant do not cease to exist after she left it, so "this" is appropriate in that paragraph. The orgasm on the other hand, did cease to exist, so "that" should be used.

An orgasm that amazing is timeless. It lives on in her heart and mind and other body parts, as a yearning and a call for reawakening.

I'm thinking about what will happen when Gary goes to kiss her lips and Amber tries to steer him down lower where he won't go because he thinks she is Dillon and so he will never get to find out that he is she.

[outlier1985]

You know what would honestly surprise me? If Gary actually gets to score with Amber. Because we know it's not going to happen. It's Gary, guys. If he was Charlie Brown, the universe would be Lucy and vagina would be his eternal football.

I'll be needing to quote this forever, mkay?

[Goth Wolf]

Awwwww please....PLEASE throw Gary a bone here!!
At least let him get one mindblowing kiss in before he realises whats going on, or dillon walks in. Let there
be some cosmic karma go his way this once I BEG you.

Sure then let the comedic gods have there fun with him after but just this once PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TazTheTerrible]

Sooooo Gary gets to make out with the girl he considers the hottest thing on the planet, BUT believes she is a person he is NOT sexually attracted to.

I'm... not sure on the exact Karma of that, but it feels like a fairly cruel thing for the universe to do to the poor fellow.

[GothPoet]

What do you expect?

Gary's the Butt Monkey of the Ma3 Universe.