2017-11-24 Splooge that early
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- Jackass Mask
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Re: 2017-11-24 Splooge that early
Is this an an example of a literal "forced" cliche situation?
Also, I personally have never tasted sperm but I'm pretty sure I can safely guess that it would not taste like hot mayonnaise. You think maybe he would have realized that, unless she just sprayed it on his face or chest. No wait, probably in his eyes so he wouldn't notice the chest wraps before he got in the shower... I'm thinking this way to much at this point.
Also, I personally have never tasted sperm but I'm pretty sure I can safely guess that it would not taste like hot mayonnaise. You think maybe he would have realized that, unless she just sprayed it on his face or chest. No wait, probably in his eyes so he wouldn't notice the chest wraps before he got in the shower... I'm thinking this way to much at this point.
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Re: 2017-11-24 Splooge that early
I was assuming that, yes, Alex got a face full.
And Eloise is really having to put the work in, just to sabotage Sandra's geekitude lessons. (And she must be pretty good at shifting her vocal register.) Not that she seems to mind much, and she may or may not have to do very much with Alex now, but one hopes for her sake that the effort proves measurably effective. Or not, given that she's being evil.
Nice art today, incidentally. Eisu's style is working for these characters.
And Eloise is really having to put the work in, just to sabotage Sandra's geekitude lessons. (And she must be pretty good at shifting her vocal register.) Not that she seems to mind much, and she may or may not have to do very much with Alex now, but one hopes for her sake that the effort proves measurably effective. Or not, given that she's being evil.
Nice art today, incidentally. Eisu's style is working for these characters.
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Re: 2017-11-24 Splooge that early
Alex seems pretty chill about his ostensible first same sex sexual experience
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Re: 2017-11-24 Splooge that early
I think that the confusion and worry came pre-paid with him.
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Re: 2017-11-24 Splooge that early
DOes anyone else find it a little ironic that she's putting so much effort into sabotoging his "geek mentorship" with Sandra, when really it's Gary? I mean, as far as I know, Alex is still unaware that Sandra's geek status is stil fairly noob-ish.Spidrift wrote: ↑Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:04 pmI was assuming that, yes, Alex got a face full.
And Eloise is really having to put the work in, just to sabotage Sandra's geekitude lessons. (And she must be pretty good at shifting her vocal register.) Not that she seems to mind much, and she may or may not have to do very much with Alex now, but one hopes for her sake that the effort proves measurably effective. Or not, given that she's being evil.
Nice art today, incidentally. Eisu's style is working for these characters.
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Re: 2017-11-24 Splooge that early
Actually, Alex has specifically been appointed Sandra's geek consultant. He all but fought Marie for the job. And he actually gave Sandra his portable console when he discovered that gap in her training. Sandra actually calls him "teacher".
I think that you must have missed a lot of strips.
I think that you must have missed a lot of strips.
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Re: 2017-11-24 Splooge that early
I wish they'd move on from this stupid plotline.
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Re: 2017-11-24 Splooge that early
Why did she switch back to Eloise in the end?
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Re: 2017-11-24 Splooge that early
Honestly the issue is... Eloise being as touchy feely with Alex should have blown her cover a long time agoJackass Mask wrote: ↑Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:31 amIs this an an example of a literal "forced" cliche situation?
Also, I personally have never tasted sperm but I'm pretty sure I can safely guess that it would not taste like hot mayonnaise. You think maybe he would have realized that, unless she just sprayed it on his face or chest. No wait, probably in his eyes so he wouldn't notice the chest wraps before he got in the shower... I'm thinking this way to much at this point.
strictly cause Alex should kinda pick up on that Jean and Eloise Feel the same skin texture wise.
Yes Yes stupidity for the sake of plot and sexual identity confusion Trolol
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Re: 2017-11-24 Splooge that early
One day, this kid is gonna make some lucky therapist's career.
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Re: 2017-11-24 Splooge that early
Pointless arguing is one of the three pillars upon which the Internet is built. The other two are of course cat pictures and porn.
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Re: 2017-11-24 Splooge that early
Because the scene between Alex and “Jean” had come to a natural conclusion; it would have been hard for “Jean” to keep Alex from departing without being blatant about it. Whereas, in her female guise, she can initiate a new conversation (and probably a new seduction), and Alex won’t be able to get away so fast, partly because he’s polite and partly because he’ll probably have a subconscious desire to reassert his heterosexual side.
So Alex will likely miss that meeting with Sandra. Which is Eloise’s objective.
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Re: 2017-11-24 Splooge that early
That makes sense, thanks!
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Re: 2017-11-24 Splooge that early
Alex is an inexperienced kid... maybe he thinks there's no difference in texture between men and women... it's not about stupidity or "sake of plot" (cos I really hate this term cos it makes it look like the writer's an idiot) but it is about a kid that has no experience in touching people intimately.Abraxas wrote: ↑Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:01 amHonestly the issue is... Eloise being as touchy feely with Alex should have blown her cover a long time agoJackass Mask wrote: ↑Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:31 amIs this an an example of a literal "forced" cliche situation?
Also, I personally have never tasted sperm but I'm pretty sure I can safely guess that it would not taste like hot mayonnaise. You think maybe he would have realized that, unless she just sprayed it on his face or chest. No wait, probably in his eyes so he wouldn't notice the chest wraps before he got in the shower... I'm thinking this way to much at this point.
strictly cause Alex should kinda pick up on that Jean and Eloise Feel the same skin texture wise.
Yes Yes stupidity for the sake of plot and sexual identity confusion Trolol
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