02-03-16 Helps break the ice

[Don Alexander]

(If you've seen Inside Out - somebody recently managed to work out why the puberty button wasn't engaging properly. Joy then got the drop on Disgust and hogtied her, and is currently in a screaming match with Fear, although Disgust has just worked the gag loose. Anger and Sadness are standing back, though either might jump in after Saturday night. And the construction crews have blueprints for a major new island, alongside the Yaoi Island that they built just recently, and are ready to roll...)

Great, now I expect the last panel of #300 to be a rainbow rocket powered little red wagon...

[Azrael]

It's Julian! Here he comes to save the day!

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[Osaru Sensei]

If you've seen Inside Out - somebody recently managed to work out why the puberty button wasn't engaging properly. Joy then got the drop on Disgust and hogtied her, and is currently in a screaming match with Fear, although Disgust has just worked the gag loose. Anger and Sadness are standing back, though either might jump in after Saturday night. And the construction crews have blueprints for a major new island, alongside the Yaoi Island that they built just recently, and are ready to roll...)

Woo, references!

Ruby.exe has encountered a problem and must shut down.

Reset System Y/N?

[Derfman]

Oh, the disappointment for everybody when Andy clarifies that he was talking about a dessert, not sexual intercourse. You poor fools....

[Spidrift]

It'll be too late by then. Ruby isn't one to waste all this preparation.

Andy may end up thinking she's very forward and bold, though...

[Quinlan1973]

Uh uh, Ruby's been broken again.

[someboddy]

Oral, ha? Dillon may be able to teach you a little trick...

[Spidrift]

Uh uh, Ruby's been broken again.

Actually, she's just performing a soft reboot. Which, considering that she once went into full BSOD at the idea of a kiss, just shows how much progress she's made.

Oral, ha? Dillon may be able to teach you a little trick...

Which has never been demonstrated to work that way round. (And no, do not suggest the way it might work on a guy. We are talking about Ruby here.) Though Dillon could usefully teach it to her as simply a kissing technique.

The trouble with that, though, is that Ruby has a latent sexual interest in Dillon. She's generally got more sense than to let it get the better of her, but some actual open-mouth kisses from him, however clinically delivered, would probably be too distracting to be instructive.