The Cutest Forumite Contest! : 2009. Vote Now! (Males)

[Bear]

VOTING HAS NOW STARTED!

Due to there being more male entrants (10) the voting for them will be in this thread, while the voting for the female half will be in the related discussion thread. You have 3 votes for the male half and 2 for the female half. Voting will last for 3 days after which the winners will be announced. Get Voting!


Slightly earlier then some people expected... Beary-mod Production Inc. presents to you....

The Second Annual Cutest Forumite Contest!


Its that time again to answer the question, "Who is the cutest forumite of them all?!".

Things are a little different this year though... gone are the clunky rulesets and complications to be replaced by... New clunky rulesets and complications!

Rather then just a straight out looks based contest this turned out to be last time, the emphasis is now on the word 'CUTE'. It is the CUTEST forumite contest afterall ;) .


Entry is simple. Submit your entry in the following format;

Name:
Cuteness:
Funness:
Bribary:

Name should be obvious.
Cuteness is a picture of you looking CUTE! There are no restrictions to this other then a) It has to be a recent picture. b) Picture must adhere to the forum guidelines. c) It must be CUTE! Dress up as a baby, a fuzzy critter, be butt naked but covered in flowers. So long as its cute its a viable entry!
Funness is something to draw us in with. Be it a cute little poem or story, another picture of you being silly, or just some random insanity that makes us all laugh. Anything goes!
Bribary... the old favourite returns! However, women, and everyone else, are banned from straight out cleavage shots! You heard! Bribary will no longer be about using your sexual whiles to grab votes. Oh we'll still allow them, but be creative with your bribary! Bake a cake and possition it temptingly. Write a little message somewhere. This contest will no longer be stolen simply by who posts the riskiest shots!


Entries must adhere to the above format. NO more then FIVE pictures TOTAL! Entries deemed not cute enough, or fitting to the other rules well enough will be given the chance to fix them.
Catagories will be a straight out male/female split.
The entry period will last until the 25th, after which voting will take place until the 30th.

Winner as always gets the spnalgy name colour and title, and the winners badge for their signiture.

This thread as always for entries only. Please keep discussion and questions in the related Discussion Thread.

[Asaryu]

Well...someone's gotta go first.

Name: Asaryu

Cuteness: I cleaned the floor of my room the other day, and I was enjoying sitting on the floor naked, with my sleeping bag while talking to Ugo. I found some stickers on my desk and stuck them to my cheeks...

and then proceeded to show off the other ones in the set.



Funness: I should reiterate: I sat on my floor naked with a sleeping bag and covered myself in stickers during a video chat....then went to work almost forgetting to take off the stickers (although I defintely did remember to put on the clothes). If that doesn't convince you, then here's a ferris wheel.



Bribery: Vote for me or I'll pout.




(Ugo called me cute, and I wanted to prove him wrong. )

[Don Alexander]

Well, time to open the entries for the guys.

Dress-up, you say? I was never good at that.

But I can smile!!!


I can sart laughing like crazy on command!!!


And I can give all the girls pretty eyes.


FUNNESS
I somehow have the feeling this may appeal to DnE...

BRIBERY
I had a good... Teacher!

[Tenjen]

Hey there. Will you be voting for me?



ill do the Caramell Dansen for yoU!



*OO OO OO-OOWA-AH!*



no :<?

Emotional blackmail bribery ;-;

please vote me ;w;


I love you! I love you! ;w;

[ExplodingJoe]

Name: Exploding Joe

Cuteness:
look... look what I have.


ITS A PUPPY!

and... now...



A DIFFERENT PUPPY! Though my nose looks huge in that picture...

don't vote for me...

vote for the puppy.

Fun-ness:
Here is me and my friends making fun of the TV show "Fear Tactics."
Its really corny and poorly done, but it might make you giggle. I'm the guy in the frog mask.
Terror Strategies

Bridery:
If you vote for me... I will buy Teach one CD of her choosing and ship it to her. HA! A vote for me is a vote for entertaining Teach!
Also... if you vote for me, I'll shave my head and post pics. That's a 2-for-1 vote deal.

[Fen]

Ok. This will probably be edited:P.

Name:Ioana. (EE-whoaAh-nah).
Cuteness:
Funness:Fun facts.
I sort of play guitar.
I tend to mumble to myself.
I'm easily confused, easily confuse and tend to be socially awkward.
Whenever I get in front of camera/on stage i tend to fuck up.

So I made aquick video ^_^. I may make another one since this one was made on the spot and is made of fail.
Oh. also. I have to keep down my volume so as not to upset my neighbours, which is why I play without a pick and can't sing too well(not that I sing too well to being with). The camera is also very bad with sound. So, please turn up your volume ^_^.

Bribary:


If I win this contest, I will post 50 pictures of my cat(if requested I can make more and also include pictures of Levi.)

[CyanideAngel]

Name - Angel.Amber.Amby.Ninja Kitteh

Cuteness

MY TEDDY

i got ill and got him from my teachers.

Cute?


Fun-ness....Hmm...

I sing (badly) me and my friends have many many many songs we have made up.
I dance (badly)
I have no shame and do a lot of things i shouldn't.


Bribary....

I will Buy flowers and Pose with them for another cuteness photo fest (ALLERGIES )

[Paul]

Well, here goes nothing....

Name: Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul or Paul. I've been given nicknames, but none of them seem to stick.

Cuteness: I don't even dress up for Halloween, I have no kittens, puppies or stickers, but I do have flowers....

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Funness: Instead of the "D'oh Headslapper" pic I could have placed, I thought it would be more fun to post my reaction the first time I saw Teach:

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Bribery: Well...

I've already shaved my head, so that's out.

No childhood pictures of me with blond, curly hair...

Or stupid videos from that period....

No incentive cleavage...

Can't use a dimpleless smile....

Hmn....

I guess I'll borrow a page from Asaryu and pout. I have a great boo-boo lip (hee-hee):

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[Recca]

Name: Recca

Cuteness:
Me and my Panda bear

Me and my doggy

Me in a tux with one of the bridesmaids at a friend's wedding.

Funness:
hehe. I laughed the first time I saw that. But giggle every time since. Especially if you ever followed rockman.exe.

Bribary:
Please vote for me.....or I'll be sad

[LadySheDevil]

Name: Chantelle, Chanie, LadySheDevil, LSD... Among others.

Cuteness:

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LSD don't get much cuter than that!

Unless, of course, she's doing the Caramelldansen... I know Tenjen already beat me to this one:

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But that leads me to
Funness:
Don't get much more fun than gathering your closest friends and doing the Caramelldansen at your own wedding, AMIRITE??

And as far as bribery goes...
I really don't have nothin' but the feminine wiles...
So Derek's gonna help me out.
And it's not so much bribery as it is a threat...
Do you really wish for the same fate as these poor, helpless balloons?

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...I didn't think so.

[MerchManDan]

Since I've been away from the forums for several months, entering this contest might seem odd. But I'm doing it anyway, just 'cause I actually HAVE some pictures of myself handy (it's a red-letter day!!)

Name: MerchManDan

Cuteness: Here I am at a friends wedding in August. I was in the wedding party, and therefore got to wear a kilt. To my right is my buddy Silent Bob...I mean, Ryan.


Funness: Here I am prancing down the aisle with the best man, Matt. Why? I don't know.


Bribery: Vote for me, and find out what I was wearing UNDER my kilt!! (or, vote for me, and don't find out, whichever works for you)

[Sideb(.)(.)bPlatypus]

Name: SidewaysPlatypus!

Cuteness:

edited:

A random picture my mom wanted to take of me. I look a bit deer-in-the-headlights-ish, but it'll do



Funness:

Taken with some friends at the mall....we got in trouble because apparently no pictures were allowed but it was fun anyway!



Bribery:

At a party.....who doesn't like silly hats?

[midgetshrimp]

Name:Ugo J. Liberti, III


CutenessWhy, hello there!


Funness:Locked, loaded, and ready to go.


Bribery:
___________Vote for me..._______________...Or the cookie man gets it._______

[Dirty n Evil]

Name: Christopher *********, your very own Evil-mod

Cuteness:

Not only do I love to sing, but if I win I'll sing another song and post it on the boards.

Funness:

Believe me, Saskia really sacrificed for this picture... she is not a cat who likes being picked up. Fear the eye lasers!

Bribery:


Everybody knows I love to cook! Currently showing off my fried rice with shrimp and extra veggies.


... and of course, there's the fact that I'm Evil! C'mon, Evil is the new cute, everyone knows that! So conform like everyone else, and vote Evil! All the cool kids are doing it, don't you want to be cool too?

[TheDude]

Name: TheDude aka Stefan or Hase (german for hare)

Cuteness:



Red hair. Freckles. Winning smile. And a little bunny!
Need I say more?




Funness:



Look at that, two bunnies in one picture!


Bribery:



If you don't vote for me, I'm gonna be mauled by this ferocious bear.



Quick, vote or it will be to late....

And if that's not enough, my wife announced that she'd elope with Don, if I don't score a decent result.
Damn his wily smile!

PS: No bunnies or bears were harmed during the making of this post