Cleavage Contest. Discussion Thread. Vote Now!

[Bear]

Edit: The Entry period is now over and the voting is begining! There will be two seperate polls with the one for the Real Cleavage Contest entries in the Entry Thread, and the contest for the Joker catagory taking place here in the Discussion thread. The Real Cleavage poll will give everyone 3 votes to place, while the Joker catagory will have 1 vote. Voting will take place until the 30th of the month.


The discussion thread for the Cleavage Contest. As always, all queries, questions and discussions regarding The Cleavage Contest to be place here.

Enjoy.

[Don Alexander]

What happened to the cleavage contest??



I'll try to come up with something...

[Bear]

Shush... I can't spell right when I'm tired *Bops with hammer*

[Eight]

I'm outta this one, I have the chest of a pigeon.

[Tenjen]

i will post. But ill be needing synthetic enhancements.

[Don Alexander]

I FUCKING HATE MY COMPUTER!!!!!



Afer having surmounted my weird problem earlier, I was already afraid my wireless would be back to it's usual bad working order...

But it became even worse. I take my pic for the cleave contest ( ), and since I got my card reader back, I put the card in... No reaction. After a while I open the drive - oh, there it is. I try to copy the pics - the explorer freezes! Restart it, back... Try to do drag and drop - it tells me the files don't exist! I can't open them either. After more frustration, I remove my wireless antenna and go offline. It gives me some "abnormal program termination"...

I finally get the card reader to work normally and copy the pic, load it up, put back my antenna - no connection!! After even more shouting at a stupid piece of metal, plastic and silicon, I realize that that "abnormal program termination" was the exact little executable that's needed to make the connection, and I have to manually restart it...

So, wireless is back, I have my pic... All is , right?

NO!

In the few minutes I was offline, Sarah came online to basically tell me she will be gone almost all the time until, like, Sunday!!

So I hope I'll at least get a few laughs out of my pic, because it was uploaded for a price that was too big...

[Asaryu]

I got a little chuckle out of it.

My first thought was "Don Alexander? More like Don Juan!"

Make love to the camera, baby!

[Don Alexander]

Just a little chuckle...

But I'ma having fun reading about cleavage on Wikipedia!!

Stuff like:

"German Chancellor Angela Merkel created controversy when she wore a low-cut dress to the opening of the Oslo Opera House on 12 April 2008"

Or:

"Exposure of the underside of the breast, such as below an extremely short crop top, is known as neathage, Australian cleavage, bottom cleavage, reverse cleavage, or underboob. When the lateral aspects of the breasts are uncovered, it is known as side cleavage or sideboob."

Please note that hindboob is not mentioned. Only alison is capable of the awesome powerz of hindboob!!!

And... Australian Cleavage?? We want!!

[Asaryu]

Fine...I shall take a variety of shots...I have my epic bra, my red corset, and I'll think of the third one, I'm sure.

[midgetshrimp]

Go Don! I too need enhancements. But it will be chuckleable.

[Don Alexander]

Now hear this, now hear this!

w00t!

Classic, T2B, classic!!!

That will get a lot of votes!

[Azrael]

Hmmm...have I overdone my wolf whistle schtick? Oh well too bad:

*wolf-whistles*

[Don Alexander]

*demands Azrael enter his moobs*

[Azrael]

Unfortunately nothing in my situation has changed, nor is likely too any time soon. No camera.

[Tenjen]

i was originally planning a much better shot and angle

but cheshires camera woudlnt fix itself in the right position :3