Cleavage Contest Discussion Thread(Joker Cleavage Vote Now!)

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Which Joker has the Epic-est Moobage?

GothPoet
6
15%
MerchManDan
11
28%
DonAlexander
17
44%
midgetshrimp
5
13%
 
Total votes: 39

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Come over here, and I will set you free. :p ;)
But I do understand. I can't get myself to try sushi for real, from fear of salmonellosis. (I have tried, though, and wasn't all that impressed.)
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Well, with sushi, the big problem is the sashimi. The wrong fish and you have internal parasites. That is NOT fun, trust me. I had to get treatment for that recently, and it hurt a lot.
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Ouch... I was dissecting fish the other day to get to study roundworm and fluke parasites. It seemed discomfortable for the fish.
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I eat sushi/sashimi and practically raw steak all the time. I'm lucky I haven't gotten anything like e.coli or salmonella yet. Lol. I don't really like meat that's cooked too much. x__x

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I think the lack of sexiness in the topic of internal parasites has made the contest itself 8 million times sexier by comparison.
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midgetshrimp wrote:About 4 or so hours to enter or edit your posts. Last minutes, this is your chance!
ack!

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anhdang wrote:I eat sushi/sashimi and practically raw steak all the time. I'm lucky I haven't gotten anything like e.coli or salmonella yet. Lol. I don't really like meat that's cooked too much. x__x
Anh...

Will you marry me?

(I'm just joking, but you have to know how hard it is to find a woman who will eat sushi/sashimi and steak so rare it's all but mooing)
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As long the fish is fresh and it's prepared by a professional that knows what s/he's doing, there's nothing to be worried about by eating sushi. I love sushi myself. >:3
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...Less fish, more boobies.

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Sorry, just wanted to calm, Anh and ice.

*shrinks back into the corner of the thread to lurk on the cleavage*
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Cleavage is always wonderful to look at :) SIGH...
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Mmm mmm, SP. Rawr :D

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Midge, I call "man-scaping"! :))
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I am shocked and appalled and such an accusation. And during the playoff season. For shame, man. For shame.
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:)) Well, I'm not talking about the hair on your face...
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