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Re: Lonely Hearts Contest 2011: Entry Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:34 am
by Java
Reenact "Ghost" Scene
Aspiring Artist looking for someone to
make pottery with all night long.
Must enjoy getting hands dirty and stoking
my kiln for hours at a time.
"Dirty Dancing" skills a plus
Re: Lonely Hearts Contest 2011: Entry Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:00 am
by Dirty n Evil
He Shoots... Score!!!
Hockey fanatic seeking cute puck bunny.
Ditch the refs and we'll get plenty of
roughing penalties. Make me your #1
overall pick. Looking for full season, not
just a single game appearance.
Re: Lonely Hearts Contest 2011: Entry Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:52 am
by midgetshrimp
Come Sail Away
Searching for mate.
Wild adventures in moonlit grotto,
Witty banter, swashbucklery, and must be fit to sail.
Interviews in captain’s quarters. Multiple positions available.
Simultaneous applications/interviews accepted. Savvy?
Re: Lonely Hearts Contest 2011: Entry Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:32 am
by ExplodingJoe
Light My Fire
Seeking woman/bombshell who enjoys explosions.
Caution: all bombshells may be relabled American and dropped
on foreign soil after dinner and sensual massage.
Warning: I may suddenly disapear for a year then return
seeking affection.
Re: Lonely Hearts Contest 2011: Entry Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:00 pm
by Don Alexander
Top Secret Luv
Sithlord and Secret Agent (NWO, Mindcontrol),
seeks likeminded Female Futurist,
to Transcend Boundaries, exchange Body Fluids,
Reign by Fear, Dominate the Weak, Use Science!
Our Empire WILL Rise, make sure you are on the Right Side.
Re: Lonely Hearts Contest 2011: Entry Thread ***VOTE NOW!***
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:39 pm
by Don Alexander
VOTING IS UP!!!