Forum Anniversary Constest: Entry Thread

[midgetshrimp]

And this months contest is... no contest! Thats right, we're going to have a nice relaxed month with everything being just for fun!

November marks the creation of the forum as it is now, so its technically our 2 year aniversary this month! And to mark it, we're going to be celebrating Frankies birthday on the 25th.

For those who don't know, or can't remember, Frankie is our lovable giant kodiak bear, forum mascot and all round strange, pink coloured and bacon loving occupant of the Elder Cave. Born into the world on the 25th of November, (waaayyyy back on page 56 of the Elder Cave ), we're going to be throwing him a party of the 25th in the Elder Cave and everyones invited, forum Elder and noobie alike.

So the contest this month is do something to celebrate! You've got free reign over what you want to do, but since its a 'just for fun' contest, there will be no voting, and Frankie will be picking out his favourites for honourable mentions and possible prizes... therefore bacon and the colour pink are recomended to be in your enteries whatever they may be.

There are no rules other then make it fun, and of course follow universal forum guidelines.

This thread is for entries only, you have until the 28th to enter.

[Azrael]

A bacon, Bailey's and chocolate cake with pink peppermint frosting with a pink #2 candle and pink bubble-gum and bacon bit icecream on the side. Enjoy Frank.

[MuchachoNL]

I'm going for the Monty Python breakfast:

Eggs, spam, bacon, sausages, spam, spam, bacon, eggs, bacon, bacon, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, bacon and spam.
Served by C_J in her lovely pink Cupid outfit.
Enjoy Frankie.

(You'll find that the ingredients add up to 24... one for each month )

P.S. C_J Will get part of the "prize" might I win, because she's unknowingly volunteered for this

legal note: No actual breakfast will be served, since it's all "just for fun"

[Don Alexander]

I'll kill two birds with one falcawnn punch here!

Kilopost Geriatric Balcony Rag Productions proudly present:

Elder Cave Fan Fiction

Part LIII: BACON TO ORDER

No.
No!
Exactly.
Yes.
Yes...
Yes, I know how much a ton is.
No, I don't care if it's metric or imperial - though, imperial... Um, where was I?
Yes, anyway - same order of magnitude. And not just a ton, but several.
Indeed.
Oh, I know it'll be expensive. Listen, I have a gazillion imperial credits on my...
WHAT? Since when do you not take imperial credits anymore?
Oh, that. Well, okay, I guess... I have other funds.
Yes, please go ahead and check. *sigh*
.........
I told you so. Now, can we continue?
Well, i don't care if you do use a dump truck.
Exactly. A dump truck full of ewoks.
No, I was being sarcastic. Of course I still want bacon!
Say what?
Yes.
Exactly.
We are that Elder Cave. So how about not messing around.
Yes, I realize you are from out of town, but our supply lines dried up when we had a change of management.
No.
No, I will not.
You claim you can deliver anything on your webpage. I find your lack of delivering ability... disturbing.
Yes, several tons of bacon count as well. Shall I force-launch the Merriam-Webster against your head?? Anything means exactly that.
No, you are not squirming out of this.
Choke you? Come on, I'm trying to make business with you. Though if you test the patience of the Sith any longer...
We have more subtle methods. I'll just send our Elder Ninja Kitty.
Does it matter she has not been seen in months? She's a ninja!! Of course she's invisible!
So, you don't believe me? Hold on a sec.
*Imperial March*
You're wearing a blue tie with Krusty the Klown on it?? Jeez, your sense of taste is just... wrong!
Yes, exactly.
No, you won't be able to see her.
Oh, and stop watching porn during office hours.
I see.
Thank you.
Sure I can thank you. Well, maybe I should reserve it when the dump truck arrives and the pink bear is sated.
Has been nice doing business with you.
*click*


The line "A dump truck full of Ewoks!" is actually from my childhood, a friend of my father used to say it when trying to come up with the ideal present for me...