Insults in Foreign Langauges 101

[Peppercat]

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Carajo — Used like "mierda", literally the crow's nest on a ship

I didn't know it had a meaning! I thought it was just an expression :O Boludo and Pelotudo are rarely used here, or at all

Also, conchudo/a here is not an insult, I say it a lot, even to my mom

De la puta madre (kind of like "from the whore mother") involves swear words (puta) but it means AWESOME in slang. Young people say it a lot when we refer to something that was incredibly cool/good. BUT, tamare comes from puta madre, but is an expression meaning something went wrong.

Hmm, others that have not been said before:
metetelo por el culo = shove it up your ass
tu vieja en cuatro = your mother on four (refering to doggy position, it's rather vulgar and harsh)

How you pronounce it (T2B and Phreak, help me out here, please)
Perra = bitch (PEH-RRUH)
Puta = whore (POO-TAH)
Jódete = Fuck off (HO-DEH-TEH)

And my recently learned, current most popular expression,

Não ferra! = Fuck off, in portuguese! (NOUN FEH-RRUH)

"Matare ella, a dios! Matare muyyyyy lenta".

That would be: La mataré, por Dios! La mataré muyyyy lentamente.

Me voy a orinar en tu café = I'm going to piss in your coffee.

Although I like it better this way:

Orinaré en tu café (I'll piss...)

[Lilianna]

"Matare ella, a dios! Matare muyyyyy lenta".

That would be: La mataré, por Dios! La mataré muyyyy lentamente.

Me voy a orinar en tu café = I'm going to piss in your coffee.

Although I like it better this way:

Orinaré en tu café (I'll piss...)

Yeah... It was a rough remembering of what I said. It was a month ago, and I was pissed off because a girl in my section decided to have an attitude at the first game that she A) wasn't drunk at B) wasn't stoned at and C) didn't make out shirtless with another band member's boyfriend before the game.

Oh joy.

[cyanide_sweet]

"Matare ella, a dios! Matare muyyyyy lenta".

That would be: La mataré, por Dios! La mataré muyyyy lentamente.

Me voy a orinar en tu café = I'm going to piss in your coffee.

Although I like it better this way:

Orinaré en tu café (I'll piss...)

Yeah... It was a rough remembering of what I said. It was a month ago, and I was pissed off because a girl in my section decided to have an attitude at the first game that she A) wasn't drunk at B) wasn't stoned at and C) didn't make out shirtless with another band member's boyfriend before the game.

Oh joy.

Oh dear... I have to say that sounds like people I know...

[Lilianna]

Yup. This is all AFTER almost not being allowed to join guard due to the fact that me and the other captain heard through the grapevine that she was pregnant for the third time in a year. SIGH.

[cyanide_sweet]

Yup. This is all AFTER almost not being allowed to join guard due to the fact that me and the other captain heard through the grapevine that she was pregnant for the third time in a year. SIGH.

Ah band drama... I can identify...

This isn't a foreign language, but I heard this being shouted in the hallway today and it really entertained me, "You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers!" I was like "...nice vocabulary buddy."

[karpeth]

For me it is.

Anyways - swedish:
Sug min kuk - literally; suck my [small branchlike growth on a tree], figuratively; suck my cock.
Gå och runka - Go [away] and shake [your penis]
Din mammas fitta luktar fisk - litteraly; your mothers [sandy moore] smells of fish, figuratively; your mothers pussy(Vulgar, not kitty) smells of fish

Regional - stockholm:
Sug min tupp - suck my rooster.

[Pfhreak]

I heard a new one over the weekend: "La concha de Dios" ("God's cunt")

[Gil Hamilton]

The most important Irish phrase, which will get you a surprising amount of mileage:

póg mo thóin (pronounced: pogue ma hone) - translation: "Kiss my ass".

Learn it, it's probably the single most uttered phrase in Irish. Fun fact, this is where the Irish punk band "The Pogues" got their name.

I'm trying to think of others. "Gabh suas ort fhéin!" ("Go fuck yourself!") comes to mine, but my knowledge of my ancestors' blessed language and the depths of obscenity it can generate is limited, unfortunately.

[PrickOfDestiny]

We have "connard/connasse" (fucktard), "Ducon Lajoie" (Moron McJolly), "salaud/salope" (bastard/whore), "trou du cul" (arsehole), "fils de pute" (SOB), "enculeur de poules" (hen buttfucker), "cornichon" (mild one meaning gherkin/pickle), "tronche de cake" (poundcake face, also a very mild one, it's ok if you use it with your friends and children ), "blaireau" (badger), "peigne-cul" (butt-comber), "face de pet" (fart-face), "mouche à merde" (shit fly), "tête de noeud" (dickhead, even though noeud primarily means knot), bouffon (jester), casse-couilles (bollock-breaker), tête de chnoque (stupid head), con comme la lune (dumb as the Moon), "Jean-Pierre Dugland" (Albert Cockheadington), "lopette" (coward, but also faggot. Careful who you use it with!), "moins-que-rien" (less-than-nothing), "bon à rien" (good to nothing), "nique ta mère" (fuck your mother), "pouffiasse" (whore)...

[Pfhreak]

"tête de noeud" (dickhead, even though noeud primarily means knot)

Considering how much influence French has had over English, I suddenly wonder if the mild "knothead" is really so mild.

[Radbaron]

They could use a few thousand more French in the US, get them to loosen up a little (sexually)

[Yen sid]

So much cursing...and I DON'T HAVE ONE DAMN INSULT

I guess Teme and Baka- Both Japanese....Teme means bastard and Baka means idiot. Oh wait, Urusei! Urusei is basically saying...'Shut the hell up.'

That's all I got, anyone got more.

[Pfhreak]

They could use a few thousand more French in the US, get them to loosen up a little (sexually)

I don't know that a few thousand would make much of a difference in a nation of 300 million. Although, a few thousand more French + a few thousand more Germans + a few thousand more Danes, and so forth could add up.

[Don Alexander]

Words and phrases Teach and Pepper need to know if they were to come visit me!



From a Spanish friend.

[Tenjen]

Hiel Kitzler!