Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
I asked the librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's Dog and Schrodinger's Cat.
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
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No! That would be absurd! My whims are titanic in scope!
No! That would be absurd! My whims are titanic in scope!
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Just keep in mind that there's no i in Denial and you'll do find in life.
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Never trust atoms, they make up everything.
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I have that shirt. Got it from a museum in Dallas.
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My "get up and go" got up and went.
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I swear I will, I'll make you smile.
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Kamino Neko, you've kept your promise. You made me smile.
What's the difference between a socialist and a communist?
Socialists want to boil capitalists with two logs, while communists prefer three.
What's the difference between a socialist and a communist?
Socialists want to boil capitalists with two logs, while communists prefer three.
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No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder
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Why is "R" the most important letter?
Because with out it, friends would be fiends.
Because with out it, friends would be fiends.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
relatively recent bad dad jokes meme
Star wars awakens spoilers
Star wars awakens spoilers
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an ithberg.
With an ithberg.
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What did one orphan say to the other?
To the Batmobile, Robin!
To the Batmobile, Robin!
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If lightsabers can cut through anything, why wasn’t Han cut clean in half once impaled?
Because there wasn't a strong enough force.
Just came up with that. Thank you.
Because there wasn't a strong enough force.
Just came up with that. Thank you.
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How do you drive an idiot crazy?
Put him in a round room, and tell him there's a penny in the corner.
Put him in a round room, and tell him there's a penny in the corner.