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Kids say the darnedest things

Taken from a not-quite family member we call Grancie.

Ok, so Macy and I are having a conversation and it goes like this: "how old is Grama Hodge?" "what do you think?" "is she 60 or 80?" I told her "90" then she asked how old I am..."how old do you think?" "60 or 80?" and I said "is there something in between?" and she said... "a hamburger"....
So...ok...I'm a hamburger
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Hamburger? thats a whoopin.
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Do you mean whopper?
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i was misremembering this

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Ahhh. I get it.
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thats a paddlin
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"LOOK AT ME, she screamed from a tiny corner on a speck of dust circling a small star, one of billions in a galaxy, one of billions in space."

Saw this quote on a friend's facebook page.
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People are not giant walking genitalia...except, perhaps, metaphorically.
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Word Porn on Facebook is pretty good about quotes. Had to scroll down a bit to get to this gem:

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Well, mission accomplished, Chuck. :-bd
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crap... I heard a clever one, yet it doesn't really translate well into English.
I'll give it a go anyway to translate it literally. The meaning is in brackets.

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A true pilot is never lost.
He knows he is in the sky.
He maybe uncertain of his position in relation to the ground but that is a minor issue.

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For yira:

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From a friend on another site.
When the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generally laughed at, you might want to think why.
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