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Don Alexander wrote:Don't hit me, but I'm pretty sure that's just a quote from somewhere... That's not actually yira.

I can't imagine yira sitting alone in a "pub" (which afaik is a British word anyway). :P
This is true. I got it from tumblr. I don't go... anywhere, really. I'm not a fan of alcohol so pubs and bars are kind of out of the question.

I WISH I could get a waitress to ask me out like that though! :YMDAYDREAM:
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get me a waitress job down there and we'll see what we can arrange ;)
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*lynx kitteh prowls in wearing a waitress outfit*

These garters are really riding up between my hindlegs. i did NOT think this through.
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...*gigglefit. just... giggles* XD This is why I love this place.
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*face launches in waitress outfit*

*falls off cause his claws havent grown back*
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Ye gods Ten! Put on some knickers! :-o
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On Facebook, a woman affectionately known as "Grancie" wrote this about her great-great-nephew:
Picked up Cash from school a bit ago. He said "I want hearing aids" I asked why and his answer....ll "cause when my sister be's mean to me I can turn them off and not listen" ...ok....hearing aids for all!
I'll admit, that's one of the best features of having hearing aids and being hard of hearing. Someone starts something that gets your blood boiling, you can just turn the thing off and not have to hear any of it!
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Here is a motivational quote for the aspiring authors on the forum.

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"It is not just the atheists that hate Christmas, it's also the polygamists and the LGBTQ who have twisted the Biblical definition of marriage and "redefined" Jesus in their image to satisfy their sinful behavior.
God and his eternal word will stand against these relentless attacks.

Christmas and the birth of Jesus are the REASON for the season.

These people have brought condemnation upon themselves."

User Douglas on CNN. A, what a tastic quote. =))
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...I feel like kicking someone in the nuts and shit like this is why. I had an athiest who was actually trying to push HIS agenda on everyone else use this, the Crusades, etc to demonize Christians. I fought with him, reasoned with him, and in the end it's...

*flips over a table*

It's the FUCKING EXTREMES. X(
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That's why I stay away from religion. I tell people there's good in all religions; some listen; some don't :)
You don't need a reason to help people. ~Zidane Tribal
Geez. Why are adults so pigheaded? ~Palom
How do you prove that we exist? Maybe we don't exist... ~Vivi Orunitia
The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty. ~Amarant Coral
ADD is a double edged sword. Also the handle is a blade.

That one's easy: it's because it sounds disgusting. Society's got nothing to do with that. ~Gotoh

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Amen to that Mikbuster :)

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It's especially funny since Jesus was born in August.

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From the newest GrrlPower:

Demon: "I WILL RETURN,AND THERE SHALL BE A MIGHTY BURNING TO HERALD MY COMING!!!"
Dabbler: I would definitely see a urologist about that.
Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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That STILL cracks me up!
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