Quote-tastic!

[JTHomeslice]

This is one only Guitar Hero nerds will get.

KingOfBBQ in jameslikecoulter's stream (look up his youtube vids!) said

Jprez is a living star power glitch.

This one might need to be explained to those outside of Score Hero.

[Don Alexander]

This one might need to be explained to those outside of Score Hero.

Soooo... Any chance of getting an explanation? Because I truly did not understand one word of that, I don't even know who JPrez is...

[Bear]

I didn't get it either.... and I googled it

And back to recognisable quotes:

"What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso! I thought we'd met. "

[Don Alexander]

"What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso! I thought we'd met. "

Cool, IDGI either...

Johann Krauss: Nice baby.
Baby: I'm not a baby. I'm a tumor.

[Bear]

Okay, you mustn't watch Scrubs then Don.

"There are no inconsistencies in the Discworld books; ocassionally, however, there are alternate pasts."
--Terry Pratchett

[Don Alexander]

Okay, you mustn't watch Scrubs then Don.

"There are no inconsistencies in the Discworld books; ocassionally, however, there are alternate pasts."
--Terry Pratchett

I actually don't watch any television at all...

I've always been considered childhood-deficient for not knowing Sesame Street.

[Tenjen]

thing is. the true problem here is that you and others are looking for that "first kiss" scenario. And i can tell you, that time is gone. The relationship has advanced, its grown into something else that is also wonderful, if not more so, in its own way. its Matured. SOme people waste their whole lives looking for "fresh" again. Well you can do that. and you'll continoously lose out because fresh will mature and you'll just keep switching.

When "mature" happens, its actually better. Things have evolved and changed. Many people mistakenly think its died. Their fools. Dont do that to yourself. Dont be lost in the first kiss scenario. Enjoy the swim and the walk on the path. Not hold your self to the first jump into it [with the water engulfing you and giving you that wonderful frizh and intake of sharp breath] or to reach the end of that path.

my own.

[midgetshrimp]

That's a refreshing view. Getting so caught up in one simple action can make you miss all the other great things surrounding you.

[JTHomeslice]

Here's one from the bastion of greatness known as my varsity football team.

Note: This is said with your pants down, while doing pelvic thrusts to shake your business around.

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my dog.

I witness this about once a week.

[Azrael]

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. ~ M. Twain

[Bear]

"Beer. The cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems." - Homer Simpson.

[Don Alexander]

In Germany, we have two "campaign mottos": One is "Drugs are only for people who can't deal with reality." and the other "We can have fun without drinking alcohol, too."

Of course, these were quickly reworked:

"Reality is only for people who can't deal with drugs."

"We can drink alcohol without having fun, too."

[Bear]

The graduate with a Science degree asks: "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks: "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks: "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks: "Do you want fries with that?".

[Asaryu]

This one goes out to Tenjen's sig:

A pessimist sees the glass as half empty
An optimist sees the glass as half full
An engineer sees a glass that is twice as big as it needs to be.

[Bear]

"Normal is boring." By Me