Sexual Experiences

[oni]

You have got to seriously get rid of that type of mindset, already doubting one thing over another screams domicile pet either religion has had a hand in this or your just being overly insensitive to your own manly wants n craving; We can't all be like Midget a zen master able to control his bodily functions. <---Wtf up with that, brah?

Edit: Plus it landed you a wife, obviously breaking in early before marriage helped somewhere in all of this, correct me if I'm mistaken.

[midgetshrimp]

Haha. What can I say? Cock push-ups. "Not at first... but over time."

[oni]

Haha. What can I say? Cock push-ups. "Not at first... but over time."

Oh you sonnofabitch you've got to be quoted for that one. Big time way to rub it in ego bruiser :lol:

[Don Alexander]

Age: 36 (just turned yesterday!)

Though thy be filthy and vile, I wish thee happy birthday!!

[Don Alexander]

Haha. What can I say? Cock push-ups. "Not at first... but over time."

The cock is a muscle!! Repeat after me! The cock is a muscle!!

One is all you need.

The D rules.

[Pneumonica]

Haha. What can I say? Cock push-ups. "Not at first... but over time."

We're a highbrow group tonight. At least nobody's claiming they can take a pen and write their name with it. :roll:

[Dryope]

DA: Well, my mother says that even as an infant I hated being picked up and held and it made her sad. ^_^; Maybe if I went to a counselor or something they'd have suggestions.

Shrimp: o.0 Probably why I always preferred dates that involved going out to concerts or the museum or dancing. You can have fun without touching and no awkward staring is necessary. >.>;

Pneu: I can see how that would be...difficult.....Mmm. *stares around messy apartment* Clearly cleanliness is not a huge issue for me or I'd be a better housekeeper. =_=

/threadjack

[DMoness]

I can add mine at least then you would feel better :shock: :twisted:

*taps feet* *looks at watch* Well? We're waiting?!? ;)

Give me time to sleep and get back from work :lol:
Age : 30

Since i never even kissed a girl i will skip all the other questions as well.

Some people out there have interresting lives to say the least :o :shock:

[Don Alexander]

DA: Well, my mother says that even as an infant I hated being picked up and held and it made her sad. ^_^; Maybe if I went to a counselor or something they'd have suggestions.

Please don't! I consider it an expensive waste of time. Don't try to press yourself into a conformist mold. Anways, it seems to not have had, in the end, a too bad influence on your love life (and I'm not just talking about the physical aspect).

[Don Alexander]

Give me time to sleep and get back from work :lol:
Age : 30
Since i never even kissed a girl i will skip all the other questions as well.
Some people out there have interresting lives to say the least :o :shock:

I've been reduced to Bronze medal and I'm HAPPY!!! Err... Sorry... :?

I hope MerchManDan is feeling better now.

[DMoness]

At least i won gold in something :twisted:

Don't worry i do not care about it.
Like you can not miss something you never had :twisted:

[oni]

Like you can not miss something you never had :twisted:

...I want to be sweet and kind, gentle even but there comes a time when one must choose carefully what is really immoral. There is too such a thing, snoo-snoo excluded of course! Mmm semi-excluded.

[Don Alexander]

At least i won gold in something :twisted:

No, you are only silver.

All bow before Retiarius the Elder Geek, he who shows us that no matter how bad we have it, some have it worse! :lol:

Übergeek: doing his part for the geeks, nerds and social misfits of the world so they can look at him and say, “At least I’m not as bad as that guy.” :twisted:

Don't worry i do not care about it. Like you can not miss something you never had :twisted:

I'm seriously worried about you here... :? You might not miss something you've never even heard about, but... This?

[DMoness]

@Oni : some things are just impossible

Ahhh boo silver :ugeek:

[oni]

O rly? Do try to break it down in non-Don Alexander (astrophysics seminar) but simplified rather.