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Huzzah! :-bd I hope things continue to go well between you and your lady friend, Mik!
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nd we got someone named dirty and evil to last reply. Good show.
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...Or if the video belongs over here...

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Commentary wrote:nd we got someone named dirty and evil to last reply. Good show.
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D&E...at least you have HAD something to contribute to this thread. I'm starting to believe that the last time I had sex was around 1890.
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Sadly, the last person I've even kissed was my ex-wife. Which was before this forum came into existence.
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The last person I kissed was in elementary school. :ymblushing:
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Last person I kissed was in 1890.
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"...Or if the video belongs over here...

Venga Boys , Brazil

NSFW, NFSH, NSFP (not suitable for prudes)"

Nice.

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Commentary wrote:nd we got someone named dirty and evil to last reply. Good show.
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Not been feeling like it for a while now

and when I have, the two times in the last two months have both resulted in scares

I think i'm swearing off for a while...
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Either do something with it or let it slowly drive you off the edge.

Transmuting into some else is possible.

I wouldn't know how.
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I know this thread is all but dead, but I wanted to share my excitement.

Today I ordered my very first strap-on. Later this week when it arrives I'm going to have SO MUCH FUN.

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My first vision upon reading your post was you putting it on, above normal clothes, then running around outside, bopping trees and saying: "Der Humpink!"

Anyway, anyone who actually HAS sexual experiences has left this forum anyway. They have discovered they'd rather spend their time having sex than being here. :P
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What DA said. I'm not even around the forums quite as much anymore, and there is no sex to be had. It seems that I can't stop finding ladies who want "just friends" more than a boyfriend - when I barely have the energy thanks to my depression to properly attend the friends I already have.

... and yes, the bitterness is deep in me. It disappears the moment that someone seems to express interest (because I don't want to ruin anything potential), but as soon as that brief hope is once again extinguished it comes back twofold.
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The main reason I'm here and not having sex is that I'm on holidays from work at the boy is at work. Sex is awesome and I will happily talk about it all day.

I feel like more sex should be had by everyone.

Also, the first thing I'm going to do when I put it on is nose-boop the boy with it.

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