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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:25 pm
by BlairFan
Isn't it odd that noses run and feet smell?
;)
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:15 am
by Azrael
On my way home from work today I saw a poor kid getting beat up by four gang members. I just had to jump in to help. He didn't stand a chance against five of us.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:25 pm
by Tenjen
<w> i forgot i was on the bad jokes topic for a moment
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:24 pm
by BlairFan
Why is a prostitute like peanut butter?
She spreads for bread.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:08 pm
by Tenjen
i'm ashamed of myself because i texted while driving today.
It wasn't even anything that important, just meaningless drunk texts.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:10 pm
by BlairFan
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 5:08 am
by Azrael
Confucius say: Man who make love in the grass get piece on Earth.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:32 pm
by BlairFan
A man who doesn't like to talk is a deep thinker.
A woman who doesn't like to talk is angry.
;)
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 5:13 pm
by Adamas
From a Tumblr post:
lowwaa:
i was talking to my friend the other day about pottermore and i was like “yeah i got slytherin at first but that pissed me off so i made fake accounts and took the test over and over again to try and get ravenclaw, and eventually i looked up the answers to get ravenclaw and then i did” and he just looked at me and said “that’s fucking why you got slytherin”
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 5:46 pm
by BlairFan
Personally, I've never been able to slither in to Slytherin.
;)
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:00 am
by Azrael
Confucius say: Time flies like arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2017 7:40 pm
by BlairFan
It's easier to find a dessert in the desert, than it is to desert a dessert.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 5:19 am
by Azrael
Confucius say: Man who runs in front of car gets tired.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 5:06 pm
by BlairFan
I know karate, jujitsu, and three other Japanese words.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:47 am
by Don Alexander
In today's "subtle typos that make a BIG difference":
analyzed vs. analized
True story, bro.