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Sexual Experiences
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I wish someone would say nice things about my goatee.
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My God. My friend, your sex life is coded in Java! :shock: :o :lol:Retiarius wrote:Age: 9.45 × 10^15 light-meters (in vacuum, approximate).
First kiss: null pointer.
First girlfriend: null pointer. No followup dates recorded.
First non-intercourse sexual experience: insufficient definition for meaningful response.
First time: null pointer.
Further affiant sayeth not.
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Actually, it could be any number of computer languages, if there were a sex life there to be coded. :ugeek:Pneumonica wrote:My God. My friend, your sex life is coded in Java! :shock: :o :lol:Retiarius wrote:Age: 9.45 × 10^15 light-meters (in vacuum, approximate).
First kiss: null pointer.
First girlfriend: null pointer. No followup dates recorded.
First non-intercourse sexual experience: insufficient definition for meaningful response.
First time: null pointer.
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O_O Wait, she's 15 word? Kinda making alot of sense now after putting two-n-two together a real buzz kill, moving on to D.A. what u mean "younger"? :lol: *Got2change my writing style*Don Alexander wrote::lol: This thread... is like a psychological experiment which shows that people are able and willing to post very, very private information to seeming strangers on the internet, stuff they would (very probably) not tell most people face-to-face...
So, first some comments:[...]You forgot MerchManDan... Also, I would have judged you... a lot younger. ;) And I guess unwillingness to post in this thread is proportional to age.oni wrote:Age: 27 (seriously, a record being set here)
aishabe wrote:Age: 15. I think I'm the baby of the boards.
Everything else: HAH.
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HEYYY.oni wrote:O_O Wait, she's 15 word? Kinda making alot of sense now after putting two-n-two together a real buzz kill, moving on to D.A. what u mean "younger"? :lol: *Got2change my writing style*Don Alexander wrote::lol: This thread... is like a psychological experiment which shows that people are able and willing to post very, very private information to seeming strangers on the internet, stuff they would (very probably) not tell most people face-to-face...
So, first some comments:[...]You forgot MerchManDan... Also, I would have judged you... a lot younger. ;) And I guess unwillingness to post in this thread is proportional to age.oni wrote:Age: 27 (seriously, a record being set here)
aishabe wrote:Age: 15. I think I'm the baby of the boards.
Everything else: HAH.
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSD TO MEAN.
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I assume that a "lightmeter" is the unit of time in which light travels one meter. Therefore, since the number you quote is one light year in meters, you are one year old. This sufficiently explains your lack of any sexual experience but also puts your reputation as ELDER Geek on the line...Retiarius wrote:Age: 9.45 × 10^15 light-meters (in vacuum, approximate).
So, I now dub thee Baby of the board. Sorry, Aishabe... ;)
I had actually reckoned he would not post at all, since he would be unable to parse the malformed thread title... :lol:midgetshrimp wrote:And kudos to Don Alexander for calling this one. :arrow:
Like... 13, max.oni wrote:moving on to D.A. what u mean "younger"?
That might help.oni wrote: :lol: *Got2change my writing style*[/color]
That your writing style obviously makes you seem to be older, perhaps?? ;)aishabe wrote:HEYYY. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSD TO MEAN.
Though you might let off doing heavy petting with captain Caps-Lock.
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Age: 40
First Kiss: About 10..maybe younger. It's been a while
First GF: Not counting puppy-love stuff...serious GF @ 12
First NISE: Depends on definition. I first had semi-restricted access between 10-12, but mostly experimental. "Fooling around"
First Time: 18 - I married her after dating for 6 years...and eventually divorced her *8 years all told. I've had 2 1/2 '1-niters' *which were so-so, at best...and I'm with my 'wife' now for over 10 years.
First Kiss: About 10..maybe younger. It's been a while
First GF: Not counting puppy-love stuff...serious GF @ 12
First NISE: Depends on definition. I first had semi-restricted access between 10-12, but mostly experimental. "Fooling around"
First Time: 18 - I married her after dating for 6 years...and eventually divorced her *8 years all told. I've had 2 1/2 '1-niters' *which were so-so, at best...and I'm with my 'wife' now for over 10 years.
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Age: 39
NISE: 5 to 6 (don't ask, but we were both 5 to 6)
First GF: 17
First Real Kiss: 17
Full on Sex: 18 (second GF)
Strangest Place: Baseball field (outfield) in the middle of the day.
NISE: 5 to 6 (don't ask, but we were both 5 to 6)
First GF: 17
First Real Kiss: 17
Full on Sex: 18 (second GF)
Strangest Place: Baseball field (outfield) in the middle of the day.
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Bah. You upstart zygote, like you never omitted a term of an equation when you were working on insufficient sleep. I've given virtual thermonuclear wedgies to people for lessDon Alexander wrote:I assume that a "lightmeter" is the unit of time in which light travels one meter. Therefore, since the number you quote is one light year in meters, you are one year old. This sufficiently explains your lack of any sexual experience but also puts your reputation as ELDER Geek on the line...Retiarius wrote:Age: 9.45 × 10^15 light-meters (in vacuum, approximate).
Anyway, I did say it was approximate, just not how approximate. For that matter, it could have referred to the speed of light in a vacuum in a different universe. That would be a very—interesting—universe, admittedly.
The original message has been adjusted to 1.89 × 10^16 to bring it in line with this universe (unless I messed up another term). It is still only approximate, but rather less so.
Edited: Corrected yet again, this time with double checking: 4.52 × 10^17. Stinkin' critical failures on the calculator skill checks…
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WHAT? ;)Talazia_Silvermoon wrote:I'm not gonna top the vulcan bomber. no way. Came close in the Game books Isle in a Borders. If the closing manager didn't walk up on me and my SO.....and the girl that was working there. :oops:
WHAAAAAT!?!?! :shock:Talazia_Silvermoon wrote:As for the explanation of first time without an audience. WELL......I ended up losing my virginity in....group sex. That's one way to lose it with a bang.
See, this is what I'm talking about. Everybody elses lives are so much more interesting than mine.
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Yeah, i feel massively mundane.
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damn you guyes.... get a grip xD i'm 16
fisrt kiss: 15
fist girlfriend: 16
first sexual experience (without getting laid): 15
first sexual experience: 16
and i am one of the guys who got a gf at a late time... some of u are 30 and still virgins :O get out there and find some fun! damn!!
fisrt kiss: 15
fist girlfriend: 16
first sexual experience (without getting laid): 15
first sexual experience: 16
and i am one of the guys who got a gf at a late time... some of u are 30 and still virgins :O get out there and find some fun! damn!!
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I can add mine at least then you would feel better :shock: :twisted:MerchManDan wrote: See, this is what I'm talking about. Everybody elses lives are so much more interesting than mine.
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Awww, I'm mundane, too. Somehow I actually don't feel the need to spice up my life, though.
Age: 24
All you need to know is there's only one person I have ever wanted to touch (even in innocuous ways like holding hands. I uhhh sort of hate physical contact.) and I am married to him. =p Somehow I can actually tolerate it when he wants to be all cuddly. Sometimes I even want to kiss him. It's very bizarre. All prior crushes were off the "you're pretty, I want to look at you all day, but please don't touch me." variety. This is not conducive to long lasting relationships, shockingly enough.
Now you know. I am terribly uninteresting. =o
Age: 24
All you need to know is there's only one person I have ever wanted to touch (even in innocuous ways like holding hands. I uhhh sort of hate physical contact.) and I am married to him. =p Somehow I can actually tolerate it when he wants to be all cuddly. Sometimes I even want to kiss him. It's very bizarre. All prior crushes were off the "you're pretty, I want to look at you all day, but please don't touch me." variety. This is not conducive to long lasting relationships, shockingly enough.
Now you know. I am terribly uninteresting. =o