On the other hand, it would be a great object lesson for the Doofus.
"See that guy? He's a geek too. And, he got his shit together. Now, he has a stable relationship with a hot girlfriend and a solid career."
Then, when the stammering Doofus asks for details, he gets told that the career came from hard work and that the hot girlfriend came from actually talking to women as people.
(Granted, this eliminates a lot of twists and turns and Gary-esque screw-ups. But, the Doofus doesn't need to hear about that.)
It would give him something to strive for. And, hopefully, be a wake-up call before somebody punches him in the face.
--Remo Williams,
The Master of Sinanju.
Can we just fast forward to someone punching the douchecanoe in the face?
Then i would be less bored.