28-10-08 Cheesy scripts

[Dirty n Evil]

Yup, its still official that Dirty and Evil is my psychic precog poster. lol

Not so odd, Bear - lots of people say I'm psychic. They all pronounce it wrong, say "psychotic"... but I know what they mean. 8-)

But yeah, the "BFF forever" isn't so strange. Working in the bookstore industry, the one that I hear quite often that makes me twitch is "ISBN Number". :? The abreviation means "International Standard Book Number". Of course, most of us who've worked there a while just call it "Is-bin".

Okay, more predicting fun - I'm imagining the first time the two of these get together to watch the porn, and Zii getting her bowl of popcorn and watching it like it's some blockbuster movie. Gary's the one who's all uncomfortable because he's a bit more accustomed to "taking matters in hand" while watching the movie, but doesn't want to act that way in front of Zii if she isn't doing likewise. He ends up having a rather uncomfortable seating experience until the movie's over - and then dashes off to manage the problem, with Zii taunting him playfully as he leaves.

Tell me it couldn't happen. ;)

[cenaris]

I think Gary's made himself a potentional friend with benefits. I guess I'm looking at this the wrong way, but whatever, but if Gary plays his cards right, she might try and conduct a little porn of her own

[Atsuko]

I fucking haaaaate pornos with stories. I can't tolerate terrible acting, and you know all they're good for is sex anyway. Just get to the damn point D:

Agreed. If I wanted a story, I'd watch a regular movie. And it's always so ridiculous. The bad acting and stupid character choices completely ruin it. I have to fast forward through story if there is one.

[midgetshrimp]

I don't actually see him watching the porn with Zii for a while. He's to bashful to get right into that. He'll let her borrow some, most likely, until one walks in on the other or something.

[ShadowRaven]

the need to sit down and watch "Flesh Gordon" together some time. Even if it is mostly 'straight' it's still one of the best really really bad soft core porns ever made

[ouphie]

Don't forget about "World of Whorecraft". The ultimate in gamer porn lol. I actually found a copy of it floating around the network at school and nabbed a copy. Both my girlfriend and I were playing WoW at the time so I told her about it. I can only imagine the look on my face when she told me to "fire it up".

I wonder if Gary has drawn any of his own "porn with stories". We know he likes to draw and has his own stash. It's a small step to start creating your own.

[IS_Wolf]

After all, Gary's a guy... and that falls neither into girl on girl, guy on guy, or bisexual enough for Zii's tastes. :lol: Not unless Zii and Didi were pretty hot and heavy enough, at least.

On the other hand keep this in mind. Looks like he is capable of getting her motor running.

One more thing though.... I thought that BFF meant 'Best Friends Forever'? Seems kinda pointless to say Best Friends Forever, Forever to me unless your really trying to make a point of it...

Thought it was Best Female Friends.. *shrugs*

[hurtanbroken]

BFFF means Best Fuckin Friends Forever! totally thought that was common knowledge...

[Retiarius]

Video porn tends to put me to sleep. Even when it can’t, what goes through my mind is more likely to be, “What a pain that must be to film.” :ugeek:

[That Guy]

Video porn tends to put me to sleep. Even when it can’t, what goes through my mind is more likely to be, “What a pain that must be to film.” :ugeek:

Haha, very true. Filming takes time and effort, no matter what the subject. I can imagine it must be tough to keep the hard-on after several takes out of sheer annoyance.

[ThisUserNameSucks]

YAY! NOW THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER FOREVER!!!

[Bananomas]

Video porn tends to put me to sleep. Even when it can’t, what goes through my mind is more likely to be, “What a pain that must be to film.” :ugeek:

Haha, very true. Filming takes time and effort, no matter what the subject. I can imagine it must be tough to keep the hard-on after several takes out of sheer annoyance.

Hence came The Fluffer... which is also a title of a movie I never got up the guts to rent.

[Pneumonica]

And this in turn may lead to mutual masturbation. And this in turn may lead to the title of the webcomic. Because Deville surely won't allow herself to be left out of that. :lol:

You, good sir, have officially ruined my ability to get a hard-on fer the next decade.

Ahhh, the virulent disease strikes again.

"Pneu - taking the fun out of life since the dawn of time!!"

As always, I aim to please.

[Retiarius]

As always, I aim to please.

I aim to maim.

Because it rhymes. :twisted:

[badkittyamy]

Porn with stories the best of which is the porno Pirates and now the sequel Pirates: Stagnetti's Revenge
Funniest stuff EVER