ITT Squawking Seakitties

DawnBandit · Post by **DawnBandit** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:42 am

Om nom, Beato's backstory... Battler's so hilarious with his incomprehension/disbelief.

But it's useless, right? It's all useless!!

There are no more than 5 people in this thread!

VIRGILIA USES HINT.
BATTLER HAS REGAINED HIS WILL TO FIGHT.
BATTLER USES MULTI-LAYERED WORLD CONTRACTION TECHNIQUE.
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE.

Sounds like a fancy name for Shundo or Flash Step or whatever instant movement thing you wanna choose. Possible because Shundo or it's root means "Ground Contraction".

Peregrin · Post by **Peregrin** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:52 am

Who's jumpin' on the bandwagon? I'M jumpin' on the bandwagon!

This thread needs more UUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

Lord Styphon · Post by **Lord Styphon** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:54 am

Peregrin wrote:This thread needs more UUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

Stop saying that.

Peregrin · Post by **Peregrin** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:27 am

UUUU UUUU UUUU UUUU UUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

Lord Styphon · Post by **Lord Styphon** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:40 am

*SLAP*

I *SLAP*

TOLD YOU *SLAP*

TO STOP *SLAP*

SAYING *SLAP*

THAT! *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* SLAP* *SLAP*

All_Hail_Otakudom · Post by **All_Hail_Otakudom** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:44 pm

Lord Styphon wrote:*SLAP*

I *SLAP*

TOLD YOU *SLAP*

TO STOP *SLAP*

SAYING *SLAP*

THAT! *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* SLAP* *SLAP*

Go Rosa Musou!

Peregrin · Post by **Peregrin** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:40 pm

All_Hail_Otakudom wrote:
Lord Styphon wrote:*SLAP*

I *SLAP*

TOLD YOU *SLAP*

TO STOP *SLAP*

SAYING *SLAP*

THAT! *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* SLAP* *SLAP*
F*ck yeah, child abuse!

Uuuuu~ I fixed it!

DawnBandit · Post by **DawnBandit** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:42 pm

Stop hitting my apprentice.

/goat butlers

Also Maria, you didn't fix it, you just made it remember how it was supposed to be.

"Come, try to close your eyes. And try and remember. What form did you have?"

Out of the running gag, I'm Beatrice, Otakudom is Battler, Peregrin is Maria, and Styphon is Rosa? So, who's Guillx? A goat butler?

All_Hail_Otakudom · Post by **All_Hail_Otakudom** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:50 pm

DawnBandit wrote:Stop hitting my apprentice.

/goat butlers

Also Maria, you didn't fix it, you just made it remember how it was supposed to be.

"Come, try to close your eyes. And try and remember. What form did you have?"

Out of the running gag, I'm Beatrice, Otakudom is Battler, Peregrin is Maria, and Styphon is Rosa? So, who's Guillx? A goat butler?

Which one? The one that had all those loser flags in Alliance of the Golden Witch? Or is there an inexhaustible amount of him?

DawnBandit · Post by **DawnBandit** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:13 am

All_Hail_Otakudom wrote:
DawnBandit wrote:Out of the running gag, I'm Beatrice, Otakudom is Battler, Peregrin is Maria, and Styphon is Rosa? So, who's Guillx? A goat butler?
Which one? The one that had all those loser flags in Alliance of the Golden Witch? Or is there an inexhaustible amount of him?

I'm still on the Second Twilight of Banquet, so I don't quite get the loser flag joke. I keep hearing about it, though.

All_Hail_Otakudom · Post by **All_Hail_Otakudom** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:28 am

DawnBandit wrote:
All_Hail_Otakudom wrote:
DawnBandit wrote:Out of the running gag, I'm Beatrice, Otakudom is Battler, Peregrin is Maria, and Styphon is Rosa? So, who's Guillx? A goat butler?
Which one? The one that had all those loser flags in Alliance of the Golden Witch? Or is there an inexhaustible amount of him?
I'm still on the Second Twilight of Banquet, so I don't quite get the loser flag joke. I keep hearing about it, though.

Then I won't ruin it. Lets just say that ONE of the goats has a FLASHBACK. So... yea.

DawnBandit · Post by **DawnBandit** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:24 am

Sweetfish river, sweetfish river, yada yada yada.

Let's get some Eva-Beatrice already, a veritable Touhou with her silly hat.

Peregrin · Post by **Peregrin** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:20 am

Maria has a silly hat.

Maria is a loli.

Therefore, Maria is a Touhou.

First stage boss! Spellcard: 「Uu~ Sign: Rape Blossom」

Lord Styphon · Post by **Lord Styphon** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:27 am

Peregrin wrote:Maria has a silly hat.

Maria is a loli.

Therefore, Maria is a Touhou.

First stage boss! Spellcard: 「Uu~ Sign: Rape Blossom」

「Prodigy Sign: Smack My Bitch Up」

DawnBandit · Post by **DawnBandit** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:33 am

Lord Styphon wrote:
Peregrin wrote:Maria has a silly hat.

Maria is a loli.

Therefore, Maria is a Touhou.

First stage boss! Spellcard: 「Uu~ Sign: Rape Blossom」
「Prodigy Sign: Smack My b*tch Up」

Stage Four Boss, 「Denial Sign: Devil's Proof」. 「Repeat Sign: Say it in Red」 and 「Chess Sign: Flipping the Board」 would work too.

Of course, that would only be if you were playing Jessica.

RANDOM:
Player A: Ushiromiya Battler
Player B: Ushiromiya Jessica

Stage 1 Midboss: Goat Butler
Stage 1 Boss: Maria Ushiromiya

Stage 2 Midboss: Lucifer
Stage 2 Boss: Seven Stakes of Purgatory

Stage 3 Midboss: Maria Ushiromiya
Stage 3 Boss: Ushiromiya Rosa

Stage 4 Midboss: Ushiromiya George
Stage 4 Boss A: Ushiromiya Battler
Stage 4 Boss B: Ushiromiya Jessica

Stage 5 Midboss: Gaap
Stage 5 Boss: Ronove

Stage 6 Midboss: Ronove
Stage 6 Boss: Beatrice

EXTRA Midboss: Lambdadelta
EXTRA Boss: Bernkastel

Perhaps it would be funnier to put Jessica and George as playable characters, and Kanon and Shannon as their Stage 4 bosses. That would, of course, mean you could have the Endless Sorcerer Battler as the Extra Boss...

Beatrice's last spell card would have to be like 「Resurrection Sign: Tenth Twilight」.