AOI HOUSE (Week 109) - Harem no Jutsu!

Zerodaimu · Post by **Zerodaimu** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:06 am

Ew, boobs.

But on a totally unrelated not, Sanae is winz.

Keyblade Master Sora · Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:51 pm

MissAngelMaxwell wrote:
Zerodaimu wrote:Ew, boobs.

But on a totally unrelated not, Sanae is winz.
Just out of curiosity, what do you have against boobs?

That like asking how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop.

DawnBandit · Post by **DawnBandit** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:21 pm

MissAngelMaxwell wrote:
Zerodaimu wrote:Ew, boobs.

But on a totally unrelated not, Sanae is winz.
Just out of curiosity, what do you have against boobs?

He has a "small breast complex." That should be plenty... >.<

Zerodaimu · Post by **Zerodaimu** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:37 pm

DawnBandit wrote:
MissAngelMaxwell wrote:
Zerodaimu wrote:Ew, boobs.

But on a totally unrelated not, Sanae is winz.
Just out of curiosity, what do you have against boobs?
He has a "small breast complex." That should be plenty... >.<

*holds up president of the ABL badge*

No really, it's just a personal trait I have - I've never been partial to large breasts and always been partial to flat or very small bust-lines. Because of that, many of my friends called me the "tittie hater" and other such names. So in contrast, I tended to over-stress my tastes for a sense of amusement.

But in all honesty, bust-lines like Jessica's or even Elle's make me twitch, both in manga and reality. The "Ew, boobs" is mostly to see how people will react though.

Lord Styphon · Post by **Lord Styphon** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:10 am

Zerodaimu wrote:Because of that, many of my friends called me the "pedophile" and other such names.

Fixed.

Zerodaimu · Post by **Zerodaimu** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:22 am

Lord Styphon wrote:
Zerodaimu wrote:Because of that, many of my friends called me the "pedophile" and other such names.
Fixed.

Lol, yes, I get that one too. And being called un-American, breaking the man-code, etc.

FenixAiur · Post by **FenixAiur** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:19 am

It's just something hard to believe.

Keyblade Master Sora · Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:07 am

No kidding.

DawnBandit · Post by **DawnBandit** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:40 am

DTSX wrote:Nice fix lol... I can see where Zero is coming from, but I like girls from a B-C. I mean there's no need in suffocating in a hug, but you really don't want bigger boobs than the girl. *cough* More cushion for the pushin. - Not banging a wall *cough*

----- So, more random dialogue time. Since the star of this section of the forum is Zero, why not make it about him?

Zerodaimu: Trust me dude, flat chicks are totally more hot than big boobers.
DTSX: I don't know... Are you sure about that?
Zerodaimu: Positive, watch... (sees a flat girl walk by) Hey, yo, what's up.
Girl: Hi.
Zerodaimu: Wanna get it on with me?
Girl: ... I'm 4.
Zerodaimu: A little age difference never killed anyone.
DTSX: Uh... dude. Not cool.
Zerodaimu: Right. How about that one? I'm going for it!
DTSX: Wait... Zero? Buddy?
Zerodaimu: Hey baby, wanna get it on with me?
Person: Sure.
***Hours later***
Zerodaimu: God... my asshole hurts.
DTSX: Tried to tell you.

... My brain hurts. Shame on you DTSX... I now view my master in a whole new way.

Zerodaimu · Post by **Zerodaimu** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:41 am

*laughs* Dude, you win.

Zerodaimu · Post by **Zerodaimu** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:51 am

DTSX wrote:Your master? Jesus, now you're into bondage?

=3