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Okay, so, I thought I'd coin my first thread. This is the "Corrupt-a-Wish". In the post immediately prior to yours, you will find a wish. You must then reply with "Granted, but...", to horribly corrupt their life to misery for having their wish granted.

Example:

"I wish I was wealthy."

"Granted, Mr. Madoff. I wish I wasn't diabetic."

So, to start with...

I wish I wasn't diabetic.

Okay, being Evil and all that, I think it's up to me to make the first Evil reply.

Pneumonica wrote:I wish I wasn't diabetic.

Granted, Pneu. We've changed you into someone who isn't diabetic... you are now Celine Dion.

*wince* Wow, I have to step up to this now, don't I? Hmmm. I wish I had a better paying job in which I didn't have to deal with the public at large. (I know this one is going to kill me...)

Dirty n Evil wrote:I wish I had a better paying job in which I didn't have to deal with the public at large.

Granted, DnE, but when the Americans invade the country of your employment in their war on terror, the torture master (i.e., you) will get the death sentence too.

I wish I had been the first to answer this thread... And I really wish it stays purely on topic.

Granted: Your knee stops acting up and becomes a model student. However he shows you up and ends up beating your grades at uni, embarrassing you in front of your parents. (I love puns)

I wish I had a teleportation device.

Granted. But your phone blows up in a fiery disaster, killing you and the person who brought you the food.

I wish it wasn't Winter Break already.

Granted. Your... hand... blows up in a fiery disaster.

I wish the day I was repeating was tomorrow.

posseforlife wrote:I wish I weren't so bored.

Granted. You appear on the fourth level of the Zoo of Death. All the doors and cages are unlocked. Hope you wore your running shoes.

And now, my wish, just to show what true, industrial-grade “ebilness” really is:

I wish this was the last post on this or any similar thread on these forums.

Edit: I see my wish was not granted. I therefore officially and automatically make my Reflex save against any consequences, with Evasion, and take no damage.

I win the thread! I win the thread!

Granted, but there is a localised outbreak of boredom and the angry, bored masses lynch you as the harbringer of this most horrifying infection. Oh, and your parents stop loving you.

Oh, and I wish for the ability to remember people's names.

Granted, but you still can't connect them to a face or voice.

I wish I was in Finland.

Pneumonica wrote:I wish I was in Finland.

Granted - only, it's the Winter Olympics and Finland has just lost the gold medal to Sweden because of a lousy call by the referees. You're killed in the resulting rioting.

I wish I could become the accomplished author I always wanted to be.

Granted, but your work goes unrecognised until after your death. You spend your last years as a binge-drinking, womanising eccentric.

I wish I had the money to travel.