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Posted: **Fri May 06, 2011 3:42 am**

Tesla was cool. Alas he died broke, alone and half-mad

Granted, however you sleep for 2000 years in your own feces.

I wish I was Infamous.

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2011 8:13 pm**

Granted. You infamous for being famous for being so nice

I wish my college would blow up

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2011 12:15 am**

Granted, however you were sitting on the toilet hiding the bomb when it happened.

I wish my dog would quit chasing his own bollocks.

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2011 12:24 am**

Granted. He starts chasing yours.

A little more income would be nice.

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2011 1:50 am**

Granted. However the IRS would like to speak to you about a certain stock transaction.

I wish the PSN would hurry up.

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2011 3:53 pm**

Granted but it hurries so fast that it explodes

I wish Cloud 9 would call me back

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2011 6:51 pm**

Granted but they insult you over the phone.

I wish Guild Wars 2 was released.

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2011 7:28 pm**

Granted but now it's about Barbie and her prom night

I really wish my boyfriend would ask me to marry him

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2011 7:41 pm**

Granted but only on the condition that you marry in a mushroom outfit in a sewer.

I wish I could stop time for a few hours.

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2011 8:08 pm**

Granted but it only stops for you. Leaving you a statue in the street until ran over by a passing taxi.

I wish it wasn't so hot here.

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2011 8:09 pm**

Granted. You are now floating in a glacial lagoon.

I wish it weren't so cold here.

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2011 8:11 pm**

Granted, your now floating in the lava pool of a volcano.

I wish I was obscenely handsome.

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2011 8:19 pm**

Outside the game: You mean here? Sure, but the temperature is some -15°C.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 4:50 pm**

ExplodingJoe wrote:Granted, you are never able to use currency to purchase anything but books.

Dude, that'd be a dream!

Granted but now you're followed around by annoying fan girls

I wish my life was more interesting

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 8:46 pm**

That's what fortresses are for

Granted, however it is in the Chinese meaning.

I wish for world peace.

Corrupt-a-Wish