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Gidget Goes to Rome...in your pants.
Mr. Deeds Goes to Town...in your pants.
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Captain Blood . . . in your pants. (Well, at times it MIGHT be considered that . . . :AR! )
Adventures of Don Juan . . . in your pants. (And many they are . . . :ymparty: )
Dive Bomber . . . in your pants. (Notice a pattern here? :ymdevil: )
The Dawn Patrol . . . in your pants. (Is that supposed to be another name for "morning wood"? :-? )
Uncertain Glory . . . in your pants. (Viagra should help with that. ;) )
Gentleman Jim . . . in your pants. (Well, I suppose one COULD call it that . . . :YMPEACE: )
Desperate Journey . . . in your pants. (****, ENOUGH W/ THE ERROL FLYNN REFERENCES!! :-T )
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The Desert Rats...in your pants.
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I am the very model of a modern Major-General . . . in your pants.
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral . . . in your pants.
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical . . . in your pants.
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical . . . in your pants.
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical . . . in your pants.
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical . . . in your pants.
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news . . . in your pants.
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse . . . in your pants.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus . . . in your pants.
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous . . . in your pants.
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General . . . in your pants.
Many thanks to Raamyah for the avvie!!!!

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Person of interest...in my pants.
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The First Heretic...in your pants.
Prospero Burns...in your pants.
The Age of Darkness...in your pants.
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I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's . . . in your pants.
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox . . . in your pants.
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus . . . in your pants.
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous . . . in your pants.
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies . . . in your pants.
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes . . . in your pants.
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore . . . in your pants.
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore . . . in your pants.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform . . . in your pants.
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform . . . in your pants.
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General . . . in your pants.


In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin" . . . in your pants.
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin . . . in your pants.
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at . . . in your pants.
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat" . . . in your pants.
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery . . . in your pants.
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery . . . in your pants.
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy . . . in your pants.
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Ah, I HAVE IT!!!!
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee . . . in your pants.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury . . . in your pants.
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century . . . in your pants.
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I AM the very model of a modern Major-General . . . IN YOUR PANTS!!!!
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Questionable Content...in your pants.
Grim Tales from Down Below...in your pants.
Too Much Information...in your pants.
Girls with Slingshots...in your pants.
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Ha! Didn't think this one would still go on xD

Reign of Fire... in your pants.
Invisible Man... in your pants.
The man who sued God... in your pants.
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The Thundering Herd...in your pants.
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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button... in your pants.
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Punch an' Pie...in your pants.
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politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.

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