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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted. He is replaced by someone more annoying.

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Granted. You land in a homosexual relationship with a fire-proof demon who grinds off his horns.

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Granted. Oh, wait. Now you have to read this post.

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Granted! You are now a stripper who gets murdered on the first day.

I really wish Ih ad some pizza
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Granted, but you hate the toppings. Think of all the things you don't want to eat. They're on it.

I wish I could avoid relationships of any kind.
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Granted. You are now alone on an island forever.

I really wish there was something edible to eat here.
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Granted. Someone else eats it.

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Granted, but it's frozen solid and it is far too cold for it to melt

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Granted, but the revelation drives you mad.

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Granted, but after you learn them, you get hassled, by strangers, who want to talk to you in their lanquages, and you get incredibly irritated by it.
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Granted...but the color controls are set wrong and refuse to be adjusted.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted, but the mundaneness of reality overwhelms you, and in a fit of depression, you commit suicide.

I wish my headache would go away.
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Granted, but it was a syptom of a deadly tumor, which goes undetected because you forgot about the ache.

I wish I ... um... I wish I was rich.
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Granted. You become so rich that you end up crushed under the massive weight of your wealth. Literally, a huge stack of bills falls on you.

I wish for inner peace.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted; problem is, you are surrounded by so much chaos that it dwindles away.

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