Hurray!

[Bear]

You've obviously not met Bear-jolnir yet... *Holds up massive ban hammer*

[Ravenhull]

<looks at the hammer... looks at the rating of the shield... looks at the hammer again...>

Rut roh Raggy...

[Paul]

Agility is the key, not shielding, to avoiding a ban-hammering delivered from a jolnir-wielding Bear. He can't swing as fast as you can run, duck, bob and weave.

*dances around, narrowly escaping multiple strikes from jolnir*

[Ravenhull]

The problem is that I'm an Omega Level Klutz. If I try to dodge and avoid, I would fall into the path of his warning swing before he even tried to hit me for real.

[Bear]

Psst... I got the lightning bolt upgrade package on this thing

[Paul]

Psst...that's what I meant by writing "multiple strikes."

You're not the only one that has read "Thor."