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Ask Bear.
Because I are bored, and we need more contraversy... just kidding there... We now have the...
Ask Bear, topic!
Here you can ask me absolutely anything, related to anything and everything, within reason, and I will give my best bear-splaination or answer to things. This is a semi-fun, semi-debate, semi-just because thread, where I will get around to answering (almost) anything and everything eventually!
Ask Bear, topic!
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Re: Ask Bear.
Do bears sh... poop in the woods?
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Yes, but we use those newfangled heated toilet cubicles now
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WHY WONT YOU STOP EATING MY RACE??? YOU GENOCIDAL... people?bears?... BEINGS!!!
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Because you are nommy and taste good with bacon
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Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
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Re: Ask Bear.
Does duct tape really fix everything?
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Re: Ask Bear.
HOW much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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Re: Ask Bear.
I will now answer these questions in no particular order... appart from the one they came in.
1. Erm... *kicks away shovel*
2. It only fixes everything to a given value of everything... I've not yet seen it fix a broken heart... but the critter surgeons are trying to get volunteers for their experiments.
3. With or without mechanical aids? And simply chucking the would as in a maximum volume that could be chucked by said chuck, or the number of peices that said chuck could chuck with sustained chucking before chuck boredom? I'll go with 3.
1. Erm... *kicks away shovel*
2. It only fixes everything to a given value of everything... I've not yet seen it fix a broken heart... but the critter surgeons are trying to get volunteers for their experiments.
3. With or without mechanical aids? And simply chucking the would as in a maximum volume that could be chucked by said chuck, or the number of peices that said chuck could chuck with sustained chucking before chuck boredom? I'll go with 3.
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Re: Ask Bear.
are the bear necessities really all we need in life?
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Fur.. bacon... huggles.. warm cave to nap in... A big hammer... *ponders* Yup
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Re: Ask Bear.
Did we have the right to bear arms or to arm bears? I keep forgetting
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The second one. We like pointy and smashy things
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for some reason this amused me greatly. You sir, have one free Internet from my part.Engy wrote:Did we have the right to bear arms or to arm bears? I keep forgetting
If there was "mostly" ice cream on Didi's boobs, what was the rest of it?
and for a more serious question.
Could you explain what "period 3 implies chaos" means, with proper examples?
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do you have any comments of accusations put against smokey about mauling arsinists?
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