Dangerously Chloe 5-07-18 A Fate Worse than Death
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- LarsenSan
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 5-07-18 A Fate Worse than Death
Well, with a bit of luck this will be the ending of this overly long sex-change arc...
- LegendaryKroc
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 5-07-18 A Fate Worse than Death
Oh, this again. Look, you think we WANT to be stuck with an unlikeable, oversexed douchebag for a protagonist? You think we ENJOY coming here and being the equivalent to rude, but honest art critics in some uplifting movie about painting? I for one would be more than happy to get male Teddy back.
Sidebar: shut up, girl Teddi. My chest is flat as a board, just like most men my age, and I've never found myself in a position where having ginormous boobs would improve my life.
- Fluffy
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 5-07-18 A Fate Worse than Death
They're trying to paint Teddy as a selfless, self sacrificing hero.
Too bad all his past exploits completely ruins it.
The best action Teddy could have taken was find Chloe and convince her to sleep with someone - anyone! - to save her sorry life. To hell with the morality of the situation - just be done with it! Because, even if Teddy became the ultimate male to save Chloe life by screwing her silly; it doesn't change the fact the contract would still be in place and Teddy would still be condemned to Hell unless he found himself a real girlfriend.
Although watch all this 'self sacrificing' BS be the evidence that Chloe *is* his legit girlfriend and the contract becomes null and void after sexy times. XP
Seriously hoping the angelic blood just reverts Teddy back into an average, normal human male - no special abilities or anything (like a super powerful cure all).
Please, don't come to me expecting me to fix your problems.
- lordoffiling
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 5-07-18 A Fate Worse than Death
I’m *guessing* that’s where we go. The two bloods just cancel each other, and that’s that.
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 5-07-18 A Fate Worse than Death
And how exactly would he have convinced her to do that? Or live with himself being an accessory to murder?
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 5-07-18 A Fate Worse than Death
Well, Varanus , there are several options. You could pick somebody deserving of death. Or, if he does not believe in the idea that some people deserve to die, pick someone doomed to die anyway: death row convicts, brain cancer patients, very old men, or the like. Considering Chloe's skill at teleporting, it shouldn't be too hard to find a suitable sacrifice.
- Pier777
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 5-07-18 A Fate Worse than Death
I don't know why she couldn't just sleep with someone on death row, or something. Or someone that is fated to die in a horrible fashion (if she feels morally - haha - repulsed with having sex with a criminal).
- Pier777
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 5-07-18 A Fate Worse than Death
Goddamn it Maelphaxerazz, beat me by literally one second :/Maelphaxerazz wrote: ↑Thu Jul 05, 2018 1:07 pmWell, Varanus , there are several options. You could pick somebody deserving of death. Or, if he does not believe in the idea that some people deserve to die, pick someone doomed to die anyway: death row convicts, brain cancer patients, very old men, or the like. Considering Chloe's skill at teleporting, it shouldn't be too hard to find a suitable sacrifice.
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 5-07-18 A Fate Worse than Death
I’m really kind of hoping Teddy will turn into an Incubus out of this. Just so we can see what an actual imcubus is like in this world. It also would solve some problems while creating others. Extra points if he becomes a gender bending incubus/sucubus. He might eventually go to hell, but he’d probably end up running the joint.
- Error of Logic
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 5-07-18 A Fate Worse than Death
Of course it's possible Teddy/Teddi will become a Nephilim-like creature: half fallen angel, half human. :-/
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 5-07-18 A Fate Worse than Death
Will he also become extra tall and eat everything in sight, including people?Error of Logic wrote: ↑Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:39 pmOf course it's possible Teddy/Teddi will become a Nephilim-like creature: half fallen angel, half human. :-/
- Error of Logic
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 5-07-18 A Fate Worse than Death
Tough call. Apart from Teddy's nightmare of being devoured by a giant Teddi, the comic hasn't really strayed into vore territory...
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 5-07-18 A Fate Worse than Death
Unless Torrid's teeth were entirely for show It's come close. http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/POUNCE
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 5-07-18 A Fate Worse than Death
Cue Teddy exploding like a blood sausage in 3...2...1...
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 5-07-18 A Fate Worse than Death
does blood sausage explode?
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