Dangerously Chloe 12-12-16 My Fanfic is Coming True

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Re: Dangerously Chloe 12-12-16 My Fanfic is Coming True

Post by Mackus » Mon Dec 12, 2016 7:45 pm

People forget its Teddy were talking about. The same who blushed and acted all reluctant when girl wanted just to take a peek an offered him a quick handjob.
The same Teddy, who it this very comic went through some sort of shock just from reading fiction about to him having "backdoor adventures".
And his recent reaction to Kimmy suggests that his orientation, which was consistently depicted as one of straight male, wasn't changed with his shape.
So.... no. Considering that Teddy is likely fully aware, that even if he took one for the team, his dates performance wouldn't be of any help in determining that they could survive Chloe... Unless we actually read "Teddi" say or think something to effect of: "I'm gonna get me some man-meat!", I am gonna go with "he wants to know if they'll treat Chloe right."

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Re: Dangerously Chloe 12-12-16 My Fanfic is Coming True

Post by wiseguy » Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:47 am

oh boy.......................... Pandora is a dilemma made flesh
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 12-12-16 My Fanfic is Coming True

Post by Cortez » Tue Dec 13, 2016 4:23 am

Mackus wrote:People forget its Teddy were talking about.
*We're

And yes, it's Teddy whom we are talking about and it was Teddy said that she'll go as far as he needs to. To both help Chloe and to make sure any boy she picks is someone that can actually survive sex with Chloe.
Varanus wrote: We don't actually know that though do we? All Alchemy claimed was that it was "not a switch" and we never got any more details regarding if she didn't want to do it with Chloe in a male body as she got upset and ran away without further explanation. Indeed the fact that simply being around Chloe made her turn male in the past suggests the opposite of what you are saying.

Respectfully, it seems you have not been paying attention. Because she only turned male once and was clearly uncomfortable with it and every other time she has interacted with Chloe and crushing on her, she has remained in her female form.

We've seen that being around Chloe doesn't automatically make her change.

Also , remember that Kimmy she prefers being female and identifies as such. She says as much that in that exact moment you are referring to.
Maechris wrote:you apply your views on people with gender identity problems and sympathise with the incarnation of death who by all stretches of imagination should have a vastly different perception of gender than humans do.
Except if you've actually read this Webcomic, you'd know that Kimmy's gender identity is something she brought up herself. I'm not "applying" anything, i'm going by what the character has stated.

And again she was clearly uncomfortable the one time we saw her turn into "Al".

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Re: Dangerously Chloe 12-12-16 My Fanfic is Coming True

Post by Maechris » Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:41 am

*And* she also said she's not the best person to ask about gender binary and what it's like 'not being a girl', since these concepts don't fully apply to her, when she first met Chloe and transformed into said male form. She even explains outside folks' perception of her can alter her gender.

I might be more keen on trying to understand if and how much it might've actually been uncomfortable for her if she showed a single care about the comfortability of others with what she says and does outside of her hack-hack-reap-reap duties. And if I wasn't in the habit of trying to think where non-human sentients differ from humans every time rather than projecting humanity on them; Chloe doesn't even understand human concept of pregnancy and we're not talking about cootie-patootie-will-drain-your-life-force-on-kiss-kiss-requires-male-energy-but-somehow-always-has-bi-adventures-because-everyone-is-bi succubi here. This is *death*.
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 12-12-16 My Fanfic is Coming True

Post by Error of Logic » Tue Dec 13, 2016 11:02 am

Pandora's idea of dialogue makes my brain seize up.... =_= Eeergh!

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Post by Hyper Magi » Tue Dec 13, 2016 6:27 pm

That's how you know it's the "good" kind of bad fanficion. ;)
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Post by BlairFan » Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:09 pm

Pandora is the Queen of Yaoi.
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 12-12-16 My Fanfic is Coming True

Post by Castamir » Tue Dec 13, 2016 10:23 pm

rogermart wrote:Pandora is a devilish version of Zii...
Yeah, Pandora is a devil, but I still think it's Zii who's the evil one.
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 12-12-16 My Fanfic is Coming True

Post by Don Alexander » Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:09 pm

I actually wonder if this will go toward a "HIV treatment" kind of thing. Teddi having sex with others, not Chloe, supplies Chloe with a certain amount of energy which does not cure her but delays the inevitable, perhaps to a point where it becomes manageable and fades into the background for a while.
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Other than the fact he specifically wished for a girlfriend, and every single time his preferences are mentioned, girls are mentioned, no, no we don't. Though I would mention girls are mentioned a *lot*, and never once has Teddy referred to any man as attractive in any way, unlike with women.
He's never said they were unappealing either. He never said he wasn't into guys. So again, you're assuming a lot.
Um... :| Are you really saying here that unless a person (well, a fictional one in this case) has clearly stated not only that a) they are attracted to one gender (which Teddy clearly has, as Maechris writes), but also clearly state that they are b) definitely not attracted to the other gender, you just assume they are fully bisexual??

Let's just say, it seems to me we live in different worlds...

And, yes, I'll admit, there WAS such a situation in the early days of Ma3 when Dillon figured out Matt was bi (and had thought he was fully gay) and Matt wondered that Dillon was not actually bi (but 100% totally megagay :P ).
Zorlond wrote:*glances at fourth panel, does double-take* Waitaminute... Orders? Invoices? Are they saying this is a full-scale production gig?
Okay, flag on this play, I've lived with an actual author. There is no way Teddy could not notice an operation of that scale, or be dumb enough to not ask what it's all for. He'd be literally tripping over boxes stacked in the hallways because there's nowhere else to put them.
Well, my impression has been that Teddy's parents are pretty well off and they have a big house. You could give Pandora a decent-sized room all by herself in which others rarely ever enter.
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 12-12-16 My Fanfic is Coming True

Post by Cortez » Thu Dec 15, 2016 3:34 am

Don Alexander wrote:[
Um... :| Are you really saying here that unless a person (well, a fictional one in this case) has clearly stated not only that a) they are attracted to one gender (which Teddy clearly has, as Maechris writes), but also clearly state that they are b) definitely not attracted to the other gender, you just assume they are fully bisexual??

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No, it means that until the state their orientation, i'm not going to assume. Because you know what happens when you assume things.

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Re: Dangerously Chloe 12-12-16 My Fanfic is Coming True

Post by Mackus » Thu Dec 15, 2016 3:21 pm

Cortez wrote:
Mackus wrote:People forget its Teddy were talking about.
And yes, it's Teddy whom we are talking about and it was Teddy said that she'll go as far as he needs to. To both help Chloe and to make sure any boy she picks is someone that can actually survive sex with Chloe.
But does Teddi actually thinks this is as far as it would have to go? Or is she just assuming (like most people with "cunning plans") that it's going to be easy?
Her reaction to fanfic re-assures me, that no, she didn't though it'd go that far.
And I am still unsure how her having sex with prospective boyfriends helps her estimate whether they can survive Chloe. Note from cardiologist could help more: "unlikely to expire from too much sex!"

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Re: Dangerously Chloe 12-12-16 My Fanfic is Coming True

Post by Error of Logic » Thu Dec 15, 2016 3:58 pm

Forget too much sex. They need to be strong enough to stop Chloe from straight up ripping them to shreds.

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Re: Dangerously Chloe 12-12-16 My Fanfic is Coming True

Post by Petrucio19835501 » Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:20 pm

I can't help but notice that the bookcase behind Pandora has too books/boxes labelled invoices and orders. I'm curious to know if that means that she's being honest about her "readers" wanting more and if that means that (gasp) she is actually earning money to contribute to funds for the household by writing and selling her fan-fics.
Though I know that considering Pandora, she would most likely being earning money for her own uses and vices. ;)

It is also possible that reading her writings might scare Teddi off of the whole plan altogether. lol

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Re: Dangerously Chloe 12-12-16 My Fanfic is Coming True

Post by Error of Logic » Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:25 pm

At the very least she is likely even more reluctant about going to first base and beyond.

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