Growing old is inevitable, Growing up is optional. 'As long as you cater to my every whim, fullfill my every wish, obey my every command and never argue with what I say I shall be your slave forever.'
Actually, parrots (the bigger ones) can very easily intimidate a cat. But, one bite from the sewer they call a "cat's mouth" will infect a bird very badly.
Also: where are you adopting this bird from, and how much? *looks at non-existant bank account*
Red Corsair of Questionable European Nobility.
And I need an avatar. <fixed>
668 , Neighbour of the Beast
My grandpa's parakeet scares the crap out of my dog. He's a chicken about most things, though. Water that's not in his bowl, kids, visitors to his sanctuary, etc, etc.
A mask, any mask, whether horned like a beast or feathered like an angel is the face of immortality. Meet me in Cognito, baby. In Cognito, we'll have nothing to hide. - Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins
Kind of a classical Garfield joke, though that was mostly parakeets.
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Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.