1 when i was in like 9th grade i was in teck ed (was my entire highschool life) and we were putting a sidewalk in near one of the elementary buildings (we had a k -12) and i was taking a break from diggin (had to dig up the area first) and was leaning against the wall when i somehow i fell my head bounced off the brick wall a couple of time and then a shovel hit me in the nose. had a bloody nose and a HUGE bump on the back of myhead and i kept getting dizzy and was having problems seeing straight but i wouldn't let them send me home
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2. we owned ducks for most of my highschool life and 2 turkeys. 1 turkey would fly into the trees (you know onto branches) and the other would eat all the food. (note i live in the middle of no where) well, the one that would be in the trees... got its head eaten off we found it on the ground headless.... my sister cried for a week. i vomited. the other turkey (hers. the other was my moms) lasted a good 5 years... but it kept getting bigger adn bigger. well one day she went to feed it and it wasnt moving... it had died of a heart attack. (needless to say No we didnt eat them for dinner) now she refuses to eat turkey and has problems even with chicken... if it is close to the size of a turkey.
3. (midge. reminded me of this one) we were taveling to pennsivania when i was 7 and my sister was about 1 year at most. and we stopped at a gas station and my mom told me to go use the restroom.. well, so i went and i saw the sign for women and i COULDA sworn that was the one i went into... ( i was still SLEEPING... sorta) anyways i went to the first stall and was using the bathroom when i heard someone come in. so i called out for my mom thinking it was her... she didnt answer... well i finished, washed my hands, and left on my way out i thought i heard someone and turned around intime to see the door completely shut and notice it was the MENS room door... I got so embarresed that i ran all the way to my parents and kept telling them that i went to the bathroom in a mans room and there was a guy listening to me use the restroom... it was scarry then but now... TOO HILARIOUS!!
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