Thunderdome
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- Some guy
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Re: Thunderdome
*is badly burnt by thunderstorm, but doesn't react, just tries to breathe with partial success*
I know things. It's the only thing I know how to do.
You should fear me. Why do you not fear me?
You should fear me. Why do you not fear me?
- ExplodingJoe
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Re: Thunderdome
I'm just your average joe... with the ability to explode. See, everytime I explode it is instead one of the infinite me's from the multiverse. So I summon forth more of me's to make army sized explosions.
But explosions are a primal force, so I work well with other types of things that embody pure energy.
But explosions are a primal force, so I work well with other types of things that embody pure energy.
"If you aren't gonna say exactly how and what you feel, you might as well not say anything at all." ~ Johnny Cash
"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream." ~ W. C. Fields
"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream." ~ W. C. Fields
- Azrael
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Re: Thunderdome
*looks at EJ* "Pull my finger."
Grand Low Maker of Mischief, Claw of Chaos, Fang of Anarchy
politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.
politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.
- ExplodingJoe
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Re: Thunderdome
*pulls Azrael's finger, cause ultimately he has no free will of his own.*
"If you aren't gonna say exactly how and what you feel, you might as well not say anything at all." ~ Johnny Cash
"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream." ~ W. C. Fields
"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream." ~ W. C. Fields
- Azrael
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Re: Thunderdome
*expells mustard gas like cloud of roasted garlic pepperoni pizza emanations*
Grand Low Maker of Mischief, Claw of Chaos, Fang of Anarchy
politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.
politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.
- Miss Vavavavoom
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Re: Thunderdome
*returns with perfectly permed hair and beautiful make up*
Ah,that was wonderful. That bear is really a miracle worker!
Charecter Picture
Ah,that was wonderful. That bear is really a miracle worker!
Charecter Picture
I'm Miss Sugar Pink
Liquor, liqour lips
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink
Liquor, liqour lips
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
Resident burlesque queen and sex kitten.
Looking for an artist for my comic! Please message me if you are interested
Liquor, liqour lips
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink
Liquor, liqour lips
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
Resident burlesque queen and sex kitten.
Looking for an artist for my comic! Please message me if you are interested
- ExplodingJoe
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Re: Thunderdome
*chokes on gas, and collapses to the ground clawing at dirt... ... ...explodes.*
"If you aren't gonna say exactly how and what you feel, you might as well not say anything at all." ~ Johnny Cash
"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream." ~ W. C. Fields
"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream." ~ W. C. Fields
- Azrael
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Re: Thunderdome
*is flung across 'Dome in fuel-air explosion* Ouchies
Grand Low Maker of Mischief, Claw of Chaos, Fang of Anarchy
politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.
politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.
- Miss Vavavavoom
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Re: Thunderdome
*applies red lipstick* All this destruction is really bad for my pores.
I'm Miss Sugar Pink
Liquor, liqour lips
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink
Liquor, liqour lips
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
Resident burlesque queen and sex kitten.
Looking for an artist for my comic! Please message me if you are interested
Liquor, liqour lips
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink
Liquor, liqour lips
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
Resident burlesque queen and sex kitten.
Looking for an artist for my comic! Please message me if you are interested
- Beelzebozo
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Re: Thunderdome
Can i have a few words with you Miss V? *the Lizadman said slowly approaching*
I am a humble bounty hunter, mercenary and stand up comedian. But i can see you have a lot of enemies.
*the Lizardman was hypnotized by Miss V cleavage*
But im looking for a powerfull wizard, mage or whatever the hell you are, to cheat, *cough, cough* serve...
Can i be your BODY *DAMN* guard? Im cheap and easy...
*the Lizardman finish his proposition with a big grin *
I am a humble bounty hunter, mercenary and stand up comedian. But i can see you have a lot of enemies.
*the Lizardman was hypnotized by Miss V cleavage*
But im looking for a powerfull wizard, mage or whatever the hell you are, to cheat, *cough, cough* serve...
Can i be your BODY *DAMN* guard? Im cheap and easy...
*the Lizardman finish his proposition with a big grin *
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"Today, a young man on LSD realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather..." Willian Melvin "Bill" Hicks.
- Tenjen
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Re: Thunderdome
Lynx kitten head pops out and snarls viciously*
Affro Shaman of the Forum and Deranged Elder Lynx of the Caves. Perpetuater of warm-hearted irrelevance and lynx kitteh of affectionate inflictions.
Artemisia wrote:Wait...are we reenacting Ma3 here with ballistic cats?
- Miss Vavavavoom
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Re: Thunderdome
*pets Tenjen* A bodyguard? Hm. That seems like a nice, decent proposal. What's in it for you if you don't mind my asking?
I'm Miss Sugar Pink
Liquor, liqour lips
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink
Liquor, liqour lips
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
Resident burlesque queen and sex kitten.
Looking for an artist for my comic! Please message me if you are interested
Liquor, liqour lips
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink
Liquor, liqour lips
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
Resident burlesque queen and sex kitten.
Looking for an artist for my comic! Please message me if you are interested
- ExplodingJoe
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Re: Thunderdome
*claws his way out of the cloud of noxious gas. Wheezing, and black with soot, Joe stumbles to his feet*
It is obvious that, up to this point, I've been providing only childs play in the explosive department. You should feel so lucky that my cousin, AtomicJoe, isn't here. I promise that next time, there will be no dome.
*glares*
It is obvious that, up to this point, I've been providing only childs play in the explosive department. You should feel so lucky that my cousin, AtomicJoe, isn't here. I promise that next time, there will be no dome.
*glares*
"If you aren't gonna say exactly how and what you feel, you might as well not say anything at all." ~ Johnny Cash
"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream." ~ W. C. Fields
"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream." ~ W. C. Fields
- Azrael
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Re: Thunderdome
*calls bluff and claws ankles fading out to maniacal grin*
Grand Low Maker of Mischief, Claw of Chaos, Fang of Anarchy
politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.
politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.
- Beelzebozo
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Re: Thunderdome
Well... Miss V... *lucky cat the Lizardman thinks to himself*
We the Lizardguys have always felt attracted to power, delicacy and political comedy and satire.
Besides that some guy called Some Guy and a undead try to hire me to hurt you.
*DAMN that cat is lucky i hope she pet me one of this days, the Lizardman think*
Im not stupid... you could transform me in lizard skin boots.
I have a score to settle with that undead, I heard that now he is a necromancer...
We the Lizardguys have always felt attracted to power, delicacy and political comedy and satire.
Besides that some guy called Some Guy and a undead try to hire me to hurt you.
*DAMN that cat is lucky i hope she pet me one of this days, the Lizardman think*
Im not stupid... you could transform me in lizard skin boots.
I have a score to settle with that undead, I heard that now he is a necromancer...
"Today, a young man on LSD realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather..." Willian Melvin "Bill" Hicks.