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Must enjoy getting hands dirty and stoking
my kiln for hours at a time.
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Lonely Hearts Contest 2011: Entry Thread ***VOTE NOW!***
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Re: Lonely Hearts Contest 2011: Entry Thread
He Shoots... Score!!!
Hockey fanatic seeking cute puck bunny.
Ditch the refs and we'll get plenty of
roughing penalties. Make me your #1
overall pick. Looking for full season, not
just a single game appearance.
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Re: Lonely Hearts Contest 2011: Entry Thread
Come Sail Away
Searching for mate.
Wild adventures in moonlit grotto,
Witty banter, swashbucklery, and must be fit to sail.
Interviews in captain’s quarters. Multiple positions available.
Simultaneous applications/interviews accepted. Savvy?
Searching for mate.
Wild adventures in moonlit grotto,
Witty banter, swashbucklery, and must be fit to sail.
Interviews in captain’s quarters. Multiple positions available.
Simultaneous applications/interviews accepted. Savvy?
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Who needs sex when you have Menage a 3?
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Re: Lonely Hearts Contest 2011: Entry Thread
Light My Fire
Seeking woman/bombshell who enjoys explosions.
Caution: all bombshells may be relabled American and dropped
on foreign soil after dinner and sensual massage.
Warning: I may suddenly disapear for a year then return
seeking affection.
Seeking woman/bombshell who enjoys explosions.
Caution: all bombshells may be relabled American and dropped
on foreign soil after dinner and sensual massage.
Warning: I may suddenly disapear for a year then return
seeking affection.
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Re: Lonely Hearts Contest 2011: Entry Thread
Top Secret Luv
Sithlord and Secret Agent (NWO, Mindcontrol),
seeks likeminded Female Futurist,
to Transcend Boundaries, exchange Body Fluids,
Reign by Fear, Dominate the Weak, Use Science!
Our Empire WILL Rise, make sure you are on the Right Side.
Sithlord and Secret Agent (NWO, Mindcontrol),
seeks likeminded Female Futurist,
to Transcend Boundaries, exchange Body Fluids,
Reign by Fear, Dominate the Weak, Use Science!
Our Empire WILL Rise, make sure you are on the Right Side.
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Re: Lonely Hearts Contest 2011: Entry Thread ***VOTE NOW!***
VOTING IS UP!!!
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Winner of the... 2010 Kilopost FRANKIE; 2010 Mad March Nom Off; 2010 Joker Cleavage Contest; 2010 Fan-Thing Contest; 2010 Mimic Contest (tied); 2011 Joker Cleavage Contest; 2011 Contest-for-the-next-Contest (tied)