Ask Bear.
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Re: Ask Bear.
Yes, but when they are high they are like crystal meth addicts. Violent and very very strong.
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Re: Ask Bear.
And when they're not high or sleeping, they are committing violent, violent rape. Nasty fuckers, those koalas.
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Re: Ask Bear.
And let's not forget the dropping out of trees and eating people's brains part.
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Re: Ask Bear.
No, those are dropbears. They're a slightly darker shade of grey. So you can really only tell them apart if they're pretty close to said cerebrum.
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Re: Ask Bear.
No those are drop bears.
Edit: Fuck Post-sniped by JV... well played.
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Re: Ask Bear.
By which time it might be too late.JVDifferent wrote:No, those are dropbears. They're a slightly darker shade of grey. So you can really only tell them apart if they're pretty close to said cerebrum.
*thread rails moving into nowhere quickly*
Therefore:
Oh, great Bear!
Which majestic ursine is deemed the most majestic of them all?
Ursus Spelaeus? Ursus Arctos? Ursus Maritimus? Ursus Arctos Horribilis? Ursus Americanus? Or maybe Ailuropoda Melanoleuca?
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Damn... they know about the drop-bears.... . Psst... we didn't order the parachutes already did we?
Ursus Arctos Middendorffi of course you silly sithlord. Though shout outs do go to my ancient ancestors of Ursus spelaeus and Arctodus simus.
Ursus Arctos Middendorffi of course you silly sithlord. Though shout outs do go to my ancient ancestors of Ursus spelaeus and Arctodus simus.
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Oh, Great Bear!!!
Are you in favor of this threadlich?
Are you in favor of this threadlich?
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Yes.. your offering pleases me.
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Re: Ask Bear.
Bear,
What is your feeling about another one of your famous ursine bretheren, Winnie the Pooh? He has books, merchandizing, movies, and even a book written about his inherent wisdow called The Tao of Pooh. Do you view him as infiltrating the culture of us inferior humans, or a beary sell-out?
What is your feeling about another one of your famous ursine bretheren, Winnie the Pooh? He has books, merchandizing, movies, and even a book written about his inherent wisdow called The Tao of Pooh. Do you view him as infiltrating the culture of us inferior humans, or a beary sell-out?
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Re: Ask Bear.
Okay for whatever reason the above post lead me in a weird direction:
Celebrity Death Match: Pooh vs. Paddington. FIGHT! Ursine combat at it's best.
Celebrity Death Match: Pooh vs. Paddington. FIGHT! Ursine combat at it's best.
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Re: Ask Bear.
That needs to be a cage match.
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Re: Ask Bear.
Pedobear would make a surprise appearance, a la Marilyn Manson, and rape them both to death.
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Winnie The Pooh... any bear that can exploit humans to his own advantage has my vote. However... he's still a heretic who needs smiting for not spreading the true love of bacon! Honey? Pah! Then again i guess someone has to eat it...
Paddington would win... He's from the jungles of darkest peru and traveled the world by being cheeky with a tag on his coat,.. toughest Winnie had to cope with was getting his head out of the honeypot.
Pedobear needs tying up and forced to watch historical documentories... We of the Ursine council do not approve and declare him not a bear!
Paddington would win... He's from the jungles of darkest peru and traveled the world by being cheeky with a tag on his coat,.. toughest Winnie had to cope with was getting his head out of the honeypot.
Pedobear needs tying up and forced to watch historical documentories... We of the Ursine council do not approve and declare him not a bear!
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Yogi vs Ruxpin.
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