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Yes, but when they are high they are like crystal meth addicts. Violent and very very strong.

And when they're not high or sleeping, they are committing violent, violent rape. Nasty fuckers, those koalas.

And let's not forget the dropping out of trees and eating people's brains part.

Om nom cerebrum.

No, those are dropbears. They're a slightly darker shade of grey. So you can really only tell them apart if they're pretty close to said cerebrum.

No those are drop bears.

Edit: Fuck Post-sniped by JV... well played.

JVDifferent wrote:No, those are dropbears. They're a slightly darker shade of grey. So you can really only tell them apart if they're pretty close to said cerebrum.

By which time it might be too late.

*thread rails moving into nowhere quickly*

Therefore:

Oh, great Bear!

Which majestic ursine is deemed the most majestic of them all?

Ursus Spelaeus? Ursus Arctos? Ursus Maritimus? Ursus Arctos Horribilis? Ursus Americanus? Or maybe Ailuropoda Melanoleuca?

Damn... they know about the drop-bears.... . Psst... we didn't order the parachutes already did we?

Ursus Arctos Middendorffi of course you silly sithlord. Though shout outs do go to my ancient ancestors of Ursus spelaeus and Arctodus simus.

Oh, Great Bear!!!



Are you in favor of this threadlich?

Yes.. your offering pleases me.

Bear,

What is your feeling about another one of your famous ursine bretheren, Winnie the Pooh? He has books, merchandizing, movies, and even a book written about his inherent wisdow called The Tao of Pooh. Do you view him as infiltrating the culture of us inferior humans, or a beary sell-out?

Okay for whatever reason the above post lead me in a weird direction:

Celebrity Death Match: Pooh vs. Paddington. FIGHT! Ursine combat at it's best.

That needs to be a cage match.

Winnie The Pooh... any bear that can exploit humans to his own advantage has my vote. However... he's still a heretic who needs smiting for not spreading the true love of bacon! Honey? Pah! Then again i guess someone has to eat it...

Paddington would win... He's from the jungles of darkest peru and traveled the world by being cheeky with a tag on his coat,.. toughest Winnie had to cope with was getting his head out of the honeypot.

Pedobear needs tying up and forced to watch historical documentories... We of the Ursine council do not approve and declare him not a bear!

Yogi vs Ruxpin.