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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by Siskiakirisis » Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:14 am

Yes, but when they are high they are like crystal meth addicts. Violent and very very strong.
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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by JVDifferent » Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:35 am

And when they're not high or sleeping, they are committing violent, violent rape. Nasty fuckers, those koalas.
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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by Don Alexander » Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:38 am

And let's not forget the dropping out of trees and eating people's brains part.

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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by JVDifferent » Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:39 am

No, those are dropbears. They're a slightly darker shade of grey. So you can really only tell them apart if they're pretty close to said cerebrum.
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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by Siskiakirisis » Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:42 am

No those are drop bears.

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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by Don Alexander » Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:45 am

JVDifferent wrote:No, those are dropbears. They're a slightly darker shade of grey. So you can really only tell them apart if they're pretty close to said cerebrum.
By which time it might be too late. =))

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Therefore:

Oh, great Bear! ^:)^

Which majestic ursine is deemed the most majestic of them all?

Ursus Spelaeus? Ursus Arctos? Ursus Maritimus? Ursus Arctos Horribilis? Ursus Americanus? Or maybe Ailuropoda Melanoleuca?
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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by Bear » Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:54 am

Damn... they know about the drop-bears.... :-s . Psst... we didn't order the parachutes already did we?

Ursus Arctos Middendorffi of course you silly sithlord. :p Though shout outs do go to my ancient ancestors of Ursus spelaeus and Arctodus simus.

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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by Don Alexander » Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:59 pm

Oh, Great Bear!!!

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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by Bear » Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:02 pm

Yes.. your offering pleases me. :p

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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by Dirty n Evil » Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:46 pm

Bear,

What is your feeling about another one of your famous ursine bretheren, Winnie the Pooh? He has books, merchandizing, movies, and even a book written about his inherent wisdow called The Tao of Pooh. Do you view him as infiltrating the culture of us inferior humans, or a beary sell-out?
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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by Azrael » Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:35 am

Okay for whatever reason the above post lead me in a weird direction:

Celebrity Death Match: Pooh vs. Paddington. FIGHT! Ursine combat at it's best. :p
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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by Paul » Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:50 am

That needs to be a cage match.

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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by midgetshrimp » Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:56 am

Pedobear would make a surprise appearance, a la Marilyn Manson, and rape them both to death.
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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by Bear » Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:22 am

Winnie The Pooh... any bear that can exploit humans to his own advantage has my vote. However... he's still a heretic who needs smiting for not spreading the true love of bacon! Honey? Pah! Then again i guess someone has to eat it...

Paddington would win... He's from the jungles of darkest peru and traveled the world by being cheeky with a tag on his coat,.. toughest Winnie had to cope with was getting his head out of the honeypot.

Pedobear needs tying up and forced to watch historical documentories... We of the Ursine council do not approve and declare him not a bear!

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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by Azrael » Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:36 am

Yogi vs Ruxpin. :p
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