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Bacon fat and sun cream *nods*

We must realise the truth about chaos... the truth being... there is no period three.

Yes... he should have really used that axe of his. He's giving us bears a bad name by only mauling people who annoy us.

What are your thoughts concerning the oft-mistaken connection between koalas and real bears?

Its not my fault we bears are so awesome that the little marsupial critters want to jump on the bandwagon and have themselves upgraded into the glourious ranks of the Ursine Empire.

Seriously though, if people can't tell the differences between a 5 pound marsupial, and a 400 pound Grizzly, they probably don't deserve to be a member of the gene pool.

Hmmm... I was thinking, this is "Ask Bear". Does this work like a psychic predicition sort of thing, too? Oh, I can have fun with this.

Bear, how much longer is Gary (in the Ma3 comic) going to remain the hapless virgin before he finally experiences the joy of being with a woman? ;) Tell me, oh great and psycho... er, I mean, psychic Beary-Mod!

See the greatly psychic and predictive PM that has magically appeared in your inbox

Otherwise.. 8gets out crystal ball* I foresee... *does a few mystical waves over the ball with paws*... Bacon... there, that should answer that ;)

Thats what we let them think they are doing... *Hides the UUSB (United Ursine States of Beardom) flags*

How did Genghis Bob survive the Great Critter Massacre???

Can't be much of a frontline warrior if he did.

Its actually because he IS such an awesome one that he survived . You think he got to be Genghis by hiding at the back of the horde in the only truely arrow proof helmet? Well okay he did.. but thats beside the point!

Bacon or regular?

Bear wrote:Bacon or regular?

Either one .

Yes. lol

Okay, I have one.

Bear, how do you feel about an American Football team in Chicago naming itself the Chicago Bears? Are you flattered, because of their attempt to immitate the greatness of a bear, or are you insulted by the hand-egg playing pansies?

(You're a good sport, Bear. )

If they were real bears, of course they wouldn't be playing hand-egg. They'd be playing Head-Paw... but we haven't had any noobs slow enough to catch and rip the heads off of for a while.

I suppose I should be flattered at their attempts for the Grand Ursine image... but I will be shipping them off to California so that the California Golden Bears Rugby team of the University of California can educate them in a proper game without the pansy padding.