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Ask Bear.

Post by Bear » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:34 pm

Because I are bored, and we need more contraversy... just kidding there... We now have the...

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Post by Radbaron » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:25 pm

Do bears sh... poop in the woods?
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Post by Bear » Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:41 pm

Yes, but we use those newfangled heated toilet cubicles now :p

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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by TheFishie » Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:41 pm

WHY WONT YOU STOP EATING MY RACE??? YOU GENOCIDAL... people?bears?... BEINGS!!!
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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by Bear » Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:23 pm

Because you are nommy and taste good with bacon :ymdevil:

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Post by Fen » Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:44 pm

Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
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Post by Lilianna » Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:26 am

Does duct tape really fix everything?
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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by cyanide_sweet » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:59 am

HOW much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by Bear » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:23 am

I will now answer these questions in no particular order... appart from the one they came in. :D

1. Erm... *kicks away shovel*

2. It only fixes everything to a given value of everything... I've not yet seen it fix a broken heart... but the critter surgeons are trying to get volunteers for their experiments.

3. With or without mechanical aids? And simply chucking the would as in a maximum volume that could be chucked by said chuck, or the number of peices that said chuck could chuck with sustained chucking before chuck boredom? I'll go with 3.

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Post by Tenjen » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:14 pm

are the bear necessities really all we need in life?
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Post by Bear » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:15 pm

Fur.. bacon... huggles.. warm cave to nap in... A big hammer... *ponders* Yup :D

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Post by Engy » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:25 pm

Did we have the right to bear arms or to arm bears? I keep forgetting
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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by Bear » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:28 pm

The second one. We like pointy and smashy things :D

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Re: Ask Bear.

Post by Fen » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:34 pm

Engy wrote:Did we have the right to bear arms or to arm bears? I keep forgetting
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Could you explain what "period 3 implies chaos" means, with proper examples?
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Post by Tenjen » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:46 pm

do you have any comments of accusations put against smokey about mauling arsinists?
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