2016-02-16 High School hardbodies
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Re: 2016-02-16 High School hardbodies
Whoa, someone's on a roll! I see we've made it past my birthday. ;)
Beware, you high-school hardbodies. You are about to be EATEN ALIVE!!!
Beware, you high-school hardbodies. You are about to be EATEN ALIVE!!!
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Re: 2016-02-16 High School hardbodies
I doubt they're gonna do too much complaining about that, Don.
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Oh, I dunno. The high school hardbody-in-chief and obvious target for this cunning plot has specifically been trying to cut back on the empty meaningless sex.
Anyhow, nice to see that Eisu really, really is on a roll. I'm almost worrying for his day job.
Anyhow, nice to see that Eisu really, really is on a roll. I'm almost worrying for his day job.
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Re: 2016-02-16 High School hardbodies
Nadia of Blue Water? Really?
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Either "Nadia" will be really clingy, which is not probable, or our hardbody-in-chief over here will be smitten by her (or Eloise) while being "reciprocated" this time, both seemingly inconvenience the jock in questionSpidrift wrote:Oh, I dunno. The high school hardbody-in-chief and obvious target for this cunning plot has specifically been trying to cut back on the empty meaningless sex.
Anyhow, nice to see that Eisu really, really is on a roll. I'm almost worrying for his day job.
Ah yes, Eisu is really catching up, which is nice!
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So I guess this means Nadine is bisexual too unless she's referring to the women's tennis team.
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Excuse my Swedish-ness here, but what's a "hard-body"?
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Well, she had Eloise somewhat believing that she really was going to try and seduce Pierre, with no protests of "you aren't into boys". So yes, we knew that these two are both casually bisexual.brasca wrote:So I guess this means Nadine is bisexual too unless she's referring to the women's tennis team.
An athletic individual who's exercised and toned so that they have lots of hard muscle and minimum flabbiness.Osaru Sensei wrote:Excuse my Swedish-ness here, but what's a "hard-body"?
Incidentally, cheerleaders are generally regarded as a North American phenomenon...
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Re: 2016-02-16 High School hardbodies
I remembered Eloise sleeping with men to boost her profile, but completely forgot about Nadine's threat to seduce Pierre. How embarrassing.Spidrift wrote:Well, she had Eloise somewhat believing that she really was going to try and seduce Pierre, with no protests of "you aren't into boys". So yes, we knew that these two are both casually bisexual.brasca wrote:So I guess this means Nadine is bisexual too unless she's referring to the women's tennis team.
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Re: 2016-02-16 High School hardbodies
It's springtime in Paris. Time for some tortured, bicurious and hopefully shirtless Christophe!
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I'm now trying to imagine French cheerleaders. Presumably, they turn up late for the match, with a bad attitude, wearing sunglasses and smoking Gauloises, and the human pyramid collapses in arguments over existentialism...
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And when their short skirts fly up, you see for sure none of them bikini-waxed.
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...which somehow ensures that they are ten times as sexy as the Americans.
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Re: 2016-02-16 High School hardbodies
Lol! Is that the new French stereotype now?Spidrift wrote:I'm now trying to imagine French cheerleaders. Presumably, they turn up late for the match, with a bad attitude,
Well I'll take that over "you never take showers" anyday!
First, nobody smokes Gauloises.Spidrift wrote:wearing sunglasses and smoking Gauloises,
I know it's made in France, but nobody is chauvinistic enough to inflict that on themselves.
Actually, I don't smoke myself, so I would not know, but most of my childhood friends do, and some of my university friends did too, and they all told me Gauloises cigarettes taste very, very bad. Most of them would smoke Camel or Lucky Strike, actually.
Hmm... In my time (the nineties), maybe...Don Alexander wrote:And when their short skirts fly up, you see for sure none of them bikini-waxed.
But now, with American porn everywhere on the Internet, highschool or even middle school kids are needlessly cruel about that. My younger cousin had to suffer from this.
And while I'm here...
Yeah, never seen them in highschool anywhere, I don't think they exist at that level.Spidrift wrote:Incidentally, cheerleaders are generally regarded as a North American phenomenon...
But I've encountered one group of "cheerleaders"* at university level in Paris in the mid 2000s.
(* : the French word is "pom-pom girls", which I hear is hilarious from a native English-speaker point of view...)
But it's supposed to be an international school, here, so maybe?