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2016-02-16 High School hardbodies

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Re: 2016-02-16 High School hardbodies

Post by Don Alexander » Mon May 16, 2016 8:03 pm

Whoa, someone's on a roll! :ymapplause: :-bd I see we've made it past my birthday. ;)

Beware, you high-school hardbodies. You are about to be EATEN ALIVE!!! :D
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Re: 2016-02-16 High School hardbodies

Post by Blissfull Wulf » Mon May 16, 2016 9:19 pm

I doubt they're gonna do too much complaining about that, Don.
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Re: 2016-02-16 High School hardbodies

Post by Spidrift » Mon May 16, 2016 9:50 pm

Oh, I dunno. The high school hardbody-in-chief and obvious target for this cunning plot has specifically been trying to cut back on the empty meaningless sex.

Anyhow, nice to see that Eisu really, really is on a roll. I'm almost worrying for his day job.
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Re: 2016-02-16 High School hardbodies

Post by showler » Tue May 17, 2016 12:46 am

Nadia of Blue Water? Really?

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Post by rakedan » Tue May 17, 2016 2:41 am

Spidrift wrote:Oh, I dunno. The high school hardbody-in-chief and obvious target for this cunning plot has specifically been trying to cut back on the empty meaningless sex.

Anyhow, nice to see that Eisu really, really is on a roll. I'm almost worrying for his day job.
Either "Nadia" will be really clingy, which is not probable, or our hardbody-in-chief over here will be smitten by her (or Eloise) while being "reciprocated" this time, both seemingly inconvenience the jock in question

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Post by brasca » Tue May 17, 2016 5:18 am

So I guess this means Nadine is bisexual too unless she's referring to the women's tennis team.

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Post by Osaru Sensei » Tue May 17, 2016 6:25 am

Excuse my Swedish-ness here, but what's a "hard-body"?
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Re: 2016-02-16 High School hardbodies

Post by Spidrift » Tue May 17, 2016 6:27 am

brasca wrote:So I guess this means Nadine is bisexual too unless she's referring to the women's tennis team.
Well, she had Eloise somewhat believing that she really was going to try and seduce Pierre, with no protests of "you aren't into boys". So yes, we knew that these two are both casually bisexual.
Osaru Sensei wrote:Excuse my Swedish-ness here, but what's a "hard-body"?
An athletic individual who's exercised and toned so that they have lots of hard muscle and minimum flabbiness.

Incidentally, cheerleaders are generally regarded as a North American phenomenon...
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Re: 2016-02-16 High School hardbodies

Post by brasca » Tue May 17, 2016 6:38 am

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brasca wrote:So I guess this means Nadine is bisexual too unless she's referring to the women's tennis team.
Well, she had Eloise somewhat believing that she really was going to try and seduce Pierre, with no protests of "you aren't into boys". So yes, we knew that these two are both casually bisexual.
I remembered Eloise sleeping with men to boost her profile, but completely forgot about Nadine's threat to seduce Pierre. How embarrassing.

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Re: 2016-02-16 High School hardbodies

Post by christopheftw » Tue May 17, 2016 10:58 am

It's springtime in Paris. Time for some tortured, bicurious and hopefully shirtless Christophe!

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Re: 2016-02-16 High School hardbodies

Post by Spidrift » Tue May 17, 2016 12:59 pm

I'm now trying to imagine French cheerleaders. Presumably, they turn up late for the match, with a bad attitude, wearing sunglasses and smoking Gauloises, and the human pyramid collapses in arguments over existentialism...
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Re: 2016-02-16 High School hardbodies

Post by Don Alexander » Tue May 17, 2016 1:03 pm

And when their short skirts fly up, you see for sure none of them bikini-waxed. :P
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Re: 2016-02-16 High School hardbodies

Post by Spidrift » Tue May 17, 2016 1:11 pm

...which somehow ensures that they are ten times as sexy as the Americans.
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Re: 2016-02-16 High School hardbodies

Post by testlyric » Tue May 17, 2016 1:23 pm

Spidrift wrote:I'm now trying to imagine French cheerleaders. Presumably, they turn up late for the match, with a bad attitude,
Lol! Is that the new French stereotype now?
Well I'll take that over "you never take showers" anyday!
Spidrift wrote:wearing sunglasses and smoking Gauloises,
First, nobody smokes Gauloises.
I know it's made in France, but nobody is chauvinistic enough to inflict that on themselves.
Actually, I don't smoke myself, so I would not know, but most of my childhood friends do, and some of my university friends did too, and they all told me Gauloises cigarettes taste very, very bad. Most of them would smoke Camel or Lucky Strike, actually.
Don Alexander wrote:And when their short skirts fly up, you see for sure none of them bikini-waxed.
Hmm... In my time (the nineties), maybe...
But now, with American porn everywhere on the Internet, highschool or even middle school kids are needlessly cruel about that. My younger cousin had to suffer from this.

And while I'm here...
Spidrift wrote:Incidentally, cheerleaders are generally regarded as a North American phenomenon...
Yeah, never seen them in highschool anywhere, I don't think they exist at that level.
But I've encountered one group of "cheerleaders"* at university level in Paris in the mid 2000s.
(* : the French word is "pom-pom girls", which I hear is hilarious from a native English-speaker point of view...)

But it's supposed to be an international school, here, so maybe?

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