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2013-80-23 Google analyticsed them

Post by Raamyah » Fri Aug 23, 2013 5:03 am

New comic: http://www.sandraontherocks.com/strips- ... icsed_them

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Re: 2013-80-23 Google analyticsed them

Post by 'J' » Fri Aug 23, 2013 5:25 am

never really figured sandra for the technological type.

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Post by Daremo » Fri Aug 23, 2013 5:30 am

Surprisingly web savvy. I like it.

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Post by Snakie » Fri Aug 23, 2013 8:06 am

Enter a brand new verb: to Googleanalytics / Googleanalyticsing.
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Post by Spidrift » Fri Aug 23, 2013 8:10 am

Daremo wrote:Surprisingly web savvy. I like it.
Mmm. Like a lot of people, Sandra is capable of a lot more than she knows, if she just tries. And I think she may owe Senna some gritted-teeth thanks; that PA gig involved her being forced to learn a bit.

Now, who were the top referrers?
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Re: 2013-80-23 Google analyticsed them

Post by vampire hunter D » Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:46 am

Those two she gave the URL to. Watch, they're probably popular reviwers or soemthing for a major media outlet.
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Post by Don Alexander » Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:21 pm

Sandra in the morning is just lovely!! :D

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Re: 2013-80-23 Google analyticsed them

Post by empath » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:03 pm

Makes me wonder what Sandra was doing between "fourteen years ago" and when we encountered her waiting tables with DiDi... :)
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Post by Raamyah » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:44 pm

Whatever it was, I'm sure it looked great.
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Post by 'J' » Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:38 pm

hmm, it would actually be a really interesting new twist on the character if she turned out to have some sort of formal education in computer sciences. maybe she wanted to be a game developer, but ended up as a waitress instead for some reason.

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Re: 2013-80-23 Google analyticsed them

Post by Bambikles » Fri Aug 23, 2013 9:43 pm

I love Tatiana's cringing face in the last panel. Maybe she tried to bite someone too hard for her. :ymdevil:

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Re: 2013-80-23 Google analyticsed them

Post by Bobluvsandra » Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:08 pm

I'd look at the website every day...drooolllll....

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Re: 2013-80-23 Google analyticsed them

Post by tanonev » Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:14 pm

'J' wrote:hmm, it would actually be a really interesting new twist on the character if she turned out to have some sort of formal education in computer sciences. maybe she wanted to be a game developer, but ended up as a waitress instead for some reason.
If that's the case, judging from her current habits, the end of her foray into coding might have been a...memorable...experiment with the Ballmer peak.

Incidentally, knowing how to use webmaster tools is about as good an indicator of "formal education in computer sciences" as knowing where and how to order good takeout is an indicator of knowing how to cook.

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Re: 2013-80-23 Google analyticsed them

Post by Bloody Vikings » Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:15 pm

This Sandra is quite an interesting character. I wonder if she ever met the other redheaded Sandra? You know, the one from Ma3?

EDIT: And at the moment, tanonev, I suspect Tatiana might be willing to agree with Senna that Sandra is clearly conspiring with the occult.
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Re: 2013-80-23 Google analyticsed them

Post by Spidrift » Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:53 pm

tanonev wrote:Incidentally, knowing how to use webmaster tools is about as good an indicator of "formal education in computer sciences" as knowing where and how to order good takeout is an indicator of knowing how to cook.
Quite. Sandra seems to be capable of being bright and quick when she needs to be, sometimes, but it's hardly deep knowledge.
Bloody Vikings wrote:This Sandra is quite an interesting character. I wonder if she ever met the other redheaded Sandra? You know, the one from Ma3?
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I dunno. They don't have very much in common. Despite supposedly being the same person.
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