But if Yuki shows up at the squid show, will she see penises everywhere? If she does, and they turn back into tentacles, won't it be normal?Frostbite wrote:Well, just watch out for crazy phallaphobic Japanese girls, Sandra, and you'll be fine.
2013-06-07 Modeling is not easy
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Well, that should be a relief for those who were afraid that she'd slap Mr. Hands. Waitressing experience paid off.
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Ah poor Sandra, your torment has just begun. Welcome to the modeling profession, hope your sanity survives.
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I don't recall Sandra ever claiming modeling is easy. I have to say, it is a pain in the ass.
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Squid (Tentacle) Expo? Time to get that Japanese School Uniform out!
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And now, Sandra, experience the Rise of Cephalopodic Darkness!! Iä! Iä!
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Ahh, the squid trade show. ^^
That magical place, where a booth babe stands the chance of being groped both by the customers and the merchandise!
That magical place, where a booth babe stands the chance of being groped both by the customers and the merchandise!
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Will the former Tentacle King be attending the squid trade show?
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WOW... the last few episodes. That really is what I remember modeling being like.
I recall going to Garage Glamour/Model Mayhem and idiot GWCs saying stuff like, "If you're really are such a busy model who demands so much money, why don't you have more photos in your portfolio?" Because, I was too busy substituting for models running in tears over or getting fired from the promo gigs to do free photo shoots for creepers. Seriously. Having a high tolerance for that brand ambassador shit was probably the biggest reason why my professional career lasted 13 years. That and my high tolerance for crazy photo shoots involving mud pits, rock climbing, ponds full of green algae and sub-zero weather.
I am so glad that someone else who understands the craziness of the biz is doing a webcomic on modeling. I am also so glad I retired...
I recall going to Garage Glamour/Model Mayhem and idiot GWCs saying stuff like, "If you're really are such a busy model who demands so much money, why don't you have more photos in your portfolio?" Because, I was too busy substituting for models running in tears over or getting fired from the promo gigs to do free photo shoots for creepers. Seriously. Having a high tolerance for that brand ambassador shit was probably the biggest reason why my professional career lasted 13 years. That and my high tolerance for crazy photo shoots involving mud pits, rock climbing, ponds full of green algae and sub-zero weather.
I am so glad that someone else who understands the craziness of the biz is doing a webcomic on modeling. I am also so glad I retired...
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Hm. If we hadn't seen them otherwise engaged, a valid reason for Gary to be at a squid trade show would be if he brought Yuki for ... therapy of some sort. "That's tentacles. The p-thing doesn't look like that at all, now does it?".
And, one demolished trade show later....
And, one demolished trade show later....