Well, maybe this will be the direct path to success! Go, Ingrid!
Sithlord of the Sithling and best customer of McLovecraft's , in the business of keeping the little Platypus in business Moderations in GREEN and signed by the DAMNed. I am not anonymous! Also, MODSMACK!! Winner of the... 2010 Kilopost FRANKIE; 2010 Mad March Nom Off; 2010 Joker Cleavage Contest; 2010 Fan-Thing Contest; 2010 Mimic Contest (tied); 2011 Joker Cleavage Contest; 2011 Contest-for-the-next-Contest (tied)
Poor Alex. I will guess that he's just sworn to Sandra that he's an expert body painter, and now he has to deliver on that bluff. Of course, this will probably mean that Ingrid will nobly offer him the opportunity to practice on herself and/or Marie.
And yes, she has an admirably opportunistic approach to getting what she wants.
--------- Spidrift "Brevior vita est quam pro futumentibus negotium agendo." -- Motto of Hogshead Publishing of fond memory, and wise words to set your Foes List by. Avatar misappropriated from the wonderful XKCD.