15-08-14 Kiss in altogether inappropriate ways

Discuss SDB here!

Moderators: Shouri, Giz

User avatar
Giz
Site Admin
Posts: 3854
Joined: Sat May 10, 2008 3:32 am

15-08-14 Kiss in altogether inappropriate ways

Post by Giz »


User avatar
brasca
Posts: 3848
Joined: Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:04 am

Re: 15-08-14 Kiss in altogether inappropriate ways

Post by brasca »

So Ruby replaces herself with a guy in her sex dreams. Wonder what Dr. Kiley would make of that.

User avatar
Don Alexander
Dr. Ebil SithMod
Posts: 28238
Joined: Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:26 am
Location: Under the arms of the ancient oak, where daylight hangs by a lunar noose...

Re: 15-08-14 Kiss in altogether inappropriate ways

Post by Don Alexander »

MOST inappropriate! :))
ImageImage
Sithlord of the Sithling and best customer of McLovecraft's Image, in the business of keeping the little Platypus in business
Moderations in GREEN and signed by the DAMNed. I am not anonymous! Also, MODSMACK!! Image
Winner of the... 2010 Kilopost FRANKIE; 2010 Mad March Nom Off; 2010 Joker Cleavage Contest; 2010 Fan-Thing Contest; 2010 Mimic Contest (tied); 2011 Joker Cleavage Contest; 2011 Contest-for-the-next-Contest (tied)

User avatar
ThePonyGuy
Posts: 253
Joined: Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:11 am

Re: 15-08-14 Kiss in altogether inappropriate ways

Post by ThePonyGuy »

brasca wrote:So Ruby replaces herself with a guy in her sex dreams. Wonder what Dr. Kiley would make of that.
Clearly, she's a deep-closeted lesbian.

User avatar
brasca
Posts: 3848
Joined: Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:04 am

Re: 15-08-14 Kiss in altogether inappropriate ways

Post by brasca »

I'm sure that's what some posters on this board would love to be true.

It's funny that both she and Dillon were having dreams that were so similar it's as if they were in the same subconscious mind. Ruby is happier in her dream than Dillon was in his which is usually the reverse of real life interaction.

Quote removed. The DAMNed

User avatar
Artemisia
Mistress of Oddities
Posts: 12513
Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:46 pm
Location: Deep in the mountains where the elves roam.

Re: 15-08-14 Kiss in altogether inappropriate ways

Post by Artemisia »

brasca wrote:I'm sure that's what some posters on this board would love to be true.
You mean like me :p
Avatar thanks to Saikoh
"I'm going to do what I do best...lecture her."- Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
"Hello, I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife." - Madam Vastra (Doctor Who "The Snowmen")
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." The 4th Doctor Doctor Who "Robot"

User avatar
brasca
Posts: 3848
Joined: Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:04 am

Re: 15-08-14 Kiss in altogether inappropriate ways

Post by brasca »

You were at the top of the list.

Quote removed. The DAMNed

User avatar
FlashD81
Posts: 1217
Joined: Tue Oct 08, 2013 3:40 am
Location: Not the Normanday

Re: 15-08-14 Kiss in altogether inappropriate ways

Post by FlashD81 »

Art wanting Ruby to be into girls... nope never heard that one. :p

I do find her a bit fetching in the first panel. It is a cute dream that turns into something hilarious in panel 4 when Dillon wakes her up.

Next week should be fun when she finds out what she was doing in her sleep.
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel
We'll Bang, OK

User avatar
DrAngryEd
Posts: 199
Joined: Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:40 am
Location: Mexico

Re: 15-08-14 Kiss in altogether inappropriate ways

Post by DrAngryEd »

ThePonyGuy wrote:
brasca wrote:So Ruby replaces herself with a guy in her sex dreams. Wonder what Dr. Kiley would make of that.
Clearly, she's a deep-closeted lesbian.

Not quite sure. Last night while she was disguised as a man she had plenty of chances to be hit on by gals and yet she focused on Matt's schuanstuker,fantasies involving Dilly and Gary, that other incident she almost witnessed on the boy's room and fooling everyone around with no effort with her Rudy character.
Besides, her gaydar is kind of crappy (her college female professor and her constant fear that Dill despite his open homosexuality still might have ulterior sexual goals on her whenever they are that close).
It would be more plausible if she's a trans gay man, but no, I think she 's just a tightened straight girl product of both a family and surroundings that gave her a negative first concept of human sexuality (hence why she promised Amber to keep her porny past a secret from her parents).

I kind of recall many people here on the forums have concurred that since she's unable to assume her own libido, she transfers those desires on others (though that might also be both vouyerism and fondess for cute kissing men, a lovely fujoshi).
Last edited by DrAngryEd on Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:42 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"Dreams do not vanish, so long as people do not abandon them."

Captain Phantom F. Harlock I

User avatar
Spidrift
Posts: 13180
Joined: Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:11 pm

Re: 15-08-14 Kiss in altogether inappropriate ways

Post by Spidrift »

Only men think about sex; therefore, when Ruby thinks about sex, she must become a man... Plus, her real self is "boring".

The poor kid. So normal, and yet so screwed up about admitting it. Ah we'll, at least she's now got Dillon scared.
---------
Spidrift
"Brevior vita est quam pro futumentibus negotium agendo."
-- Motto of Hogshead Publishing of fond memory, and wise words to set your Foes List by.
Avatar misappropriated from the wonderful XKCD.

User avatar
leftturnonly
Posts: 158
Joined: Sat Sep 22, 2012 6:58 pm

Re: 15-08-14 Kiss in altogether inappropriate ways

Post by leftturnonly »

brasca wrote:So Ruby replaces herself with a guy in her sex dreams. Wonder what Dr. Kiley would make of that.
If she looked like Matt, there'd be some big problems

crimzontearz
Posts: 773
Joined: Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:48 am

Re: 15-08-14 Kiss in altogether inappropriate ways

Post by crimzontearz »

wait isn't that what the yaoi thing is all about? replace a guy as a surrogate of yourself in the fantasy?

User avatar
themacnut
Posts: 1680
Joined: Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:48 am

Re: 15-08-14 Kiss in altogether inappropriate ways

Post by themacnut »

Spidrift wrote:Only men think about sex; therefore, when Ruby thinks about sex, she must become a man... Plus, her real self is "boring".

The poor kid. So normal, and yet so screwed up about admitting it. Ah we'll, at least she's now got Dillon scared.
Yep, I don't think Dillon's going to be asking to snuggle with her in bed again any time soon.
FlashD81 wrote:

Next week should be fun when she finds out what she was doing in her sleep.
Ruby: *SLAP* "How DARE you take advantage of me in my sleep"

Dillon (holding reddened and sore cheek): "ME?? YOU were the one taking advantage!"

Ruby: *SLAP* "How DARE you try to turn this around on me!!"

Last panel is Dillon fleeing the bedroom holding his face, with pillows bouncing off his head and Ruby still yelling, calling him pervert and other unflattering terms.
Check out this space opera superhero webcomic: The Vanguard

User avatar
Geeno
Posts: 1115
Joined: Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:30 pm
Location: Wherever they send me

Re: 15-08-14 Kiss in altogether inappropriate ways

Post by Geeno »

People have all sorts of bizarre phantasies without actually ever intending (or even wanting, really) to make them real. People's mood and urges shift faster than the wind.
Despite this dream, I still firmly believe Ruby is a dedicated heterosexual female.
PIXIE MEL!!!

User avatar
Optimus Kate
Posts: 532
Joined: Sat Aug 13, 2011 8:56 pm

Re: 15-08-14 Kiss in altogether inappropriate ways

Post by Optimus Kate »

Hmmmm, this is a pretty interesting strip.

Back when I was a wee Kate, I never ever fantasized about myself in a sexual scenario because I hated my body (don't ask). However, I did have normal teenage hormones, and masturbation is awesome, so I would instead imagine things like... "What if Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert were secret lovers?"

"What if Sam and Frodo were, like... boning?"


Sad, but true.

Post Reply