20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you

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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you

Post by Geeno » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:04 am

Oh God, I hate my mind. The thought of Dillon - Ruby comfort sex popped through my synapses.
AAaaaagggghhhhhhhh!
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you

Post by 'J' » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:08 am

no no no; dillon having sex with a woman, that's impossible.




now dillon and rudy on the other hand...

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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you

Post by Spidrift » Tue Jun 24, 2014 6:27 am

Geeno wrote:Oh God, I hate my mind. The thought of Dillon - Ruby comfort sex popped through my synapses.
Highly unlikely, of course. (Especially given Dillon's known specific proclivities. Even Gary felt safe in bed with him.) But as I noted before, it's possible that Ruby will feel obliged to give him comfort cuddles until they both flake out. Finding that she'd spent the night in bed with a man would squick Ruby out quite seriously, I'm sure, even if the man was Dillon.
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you

Post by Error of Logic » Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:03 pm

Yes, something like that would probably never happen (without the intervention of barrels of alcohol and an industrial-strength aphrodisiac).

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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you

Post by Spidrift » Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:43 pm

Error of Logic wrote:Yes, something like that would probably never happen (without the intervention of barrels of alcohol and an industrial-strength aphrodisiac).
Frankly, the only way I could see it happening without Dillon being squicked would involve a strap-on -- at which point, Ruby gets even more squicked...

No. Just no. There's just a compounding morass of improbability here that no amount of booze or cantharidin would overcome.
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you

Post by Schmorgluck » Tue Jun 24, 2014 10:39 pm

A Heart-Of-Gold, maybe? :D
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you

Post by Spidrift » Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:59 am

Pardon?

Traditionally, the characters with unexpected hearts of gold are hookers. Which Ruby ain't. She is kind of nice at heart, but her niceness doesn't express itself in hugs, let alone kinkiness.
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you

Post by Grotesquespirit » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:53 am

Angel is a bad boy.

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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you

Post by Schmorgluck » Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:03 am

Spidrift wrote:Pardon?

Traditionally, the characters with unexpected hearts of gold are hookers. Which Ruby ain't. She is kind of nice at heart, but her niceness doesn't express itself in hugs, let alone kinkiness.
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you

Post by Spidrift » Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:34 am

Oh, you mean an Infinite Improbability Drive.

Funnily enough, from what I remember of my HHGttG lore, those only seem to affect gross physical phenomena, not characterisation.
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you

Post by Error of Logic » Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:49 pm

Grotesquespirit wrote:Angel is a bad boy.
Some evidence suggests Angel isn't male...

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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you

Post by Bambikles » Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:22 pm

Oh no, not again !
(I support Angel = female but I'm becoming tired of the debate. Let just everyone assume what suits them best)

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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you

Post by Artemisia » Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:26 am

Angel had any and all indications of sexual organs removed ages ago...
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you

Post by Bambikles » Thu Jun 26, 2014 7:36 am

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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you

Post by RangikuSoiFon » Wed Jul 02, 2014 2:03 pm

Man and I thought the most heartbreaking break-up was Korra and Mako but this is even worse! :(
But then again, I should have expected it knowing Dillon is pretty much a man slut.
Especially from how he behaves in the originally Ménage à comic.
JSYK I read Dillon's spin-off BEFORE I read the original.

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