20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you
Oh God, I hate my mind. The thought of Dillon - Ruby comfort sex popped through my synapses.
AAaaaagggghhhhhhhh!
AAaaaagggghhhhhhhh!
PIXIE MEL!!!
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you
no no no; dillon having sex with a woman, that's impossible.
now dillon and rudy on the other hand...
now dillon and rudy on the other hand...
Yet still, I live...
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you
Highly unlikely, of course. (Especially given Dillon's known specific proclivities. Even Gary felt safe in bed with him.) But as I noted before, it's possible that Ruby will feel obliged to give him comfort cuddles until they both flake out. Finding that she'd spent the night in bed with a man would squick Ruby out quite seriously, I'm sure, even if the man was Dillon.Geeno wrote:Oh God, I hate my mind. The thought of Dillon - Ruby comfort sex popped through my synapses.
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you
Yes, something like that would probably never happen (without the intervention of barrels of alcohol and an industrial-strength aphrodisiac).
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you
Frankly, the only way I could see it happening without Dillon being squicked would involve a strap-on -- at which point, Ruby gets even more squicked...Error of Logic wrote:Yes, something like that would probably never happen (without the intervention of barrels of alcohol and an industrial-strength aphrodisiac).
No. Just no. There's just a compounding morass of improbability here that no amount of booze or cantharidin would overcome.
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you
A Heart-Of-Gold, maybe?
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you
Pardon?
Traditionally, the characters with unexpected hearts of gold are hookers. Which Ruby ain't. She is kind of nice at heart, but her niceness doesn't express itself in hugs, let alone kinkiness.
Traditionally, the characters with unexpected hearts of gold are hookers. Which Ruby ain't. She is kind of nice at heart, but her niceness doesn't express itself in hugs, let alone kinkiness.
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you
Angel is a bad boy.
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you
Heart of GoldSpidrift wrote:Pardon?
Traditionally, the characters with unexpected hearts of gold are hookers. Which Ruby ain't. She is kind of nice at heart, but her niceness doesn't express itself in hugs, let alone kinkiness.
Spidrift wrote:You are the perpetual target of your cat's libido. But quite politely.
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you
Oh, you mean an Infinite Improbability Drive.
Funnily enough, from what I remember of my HHGttG lore, those only seem to affect gross physical phenomena, not characterisation.
Funnily enough, from what I remember of my HHGttG lore, those only seem to affect gross physical phenomena, not characterisation.
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you
Some evidence suggests Angel isn't male...Grotesquespirit wrote:Angel is a bad boy.
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you
Oh no, not again !
(I support Angel = female but I'm becoming tired of the debate. Let just everyone assume what suits them best)
(I support Angel = female but I'm becoming tired of the debate. Let just everyone assume what suits them best)
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you
Angel had any and all indications of sexual organs removed ages ago...
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Re: 20-06-14 What kind of boyfriend are you
Man and I thought the most heartbreaking break-up was Korra and Mako but this is even worse!
But then again, I should have expected it knowing Dillon is pretty much a man slut.
Especially from how he behaves in the originally Ménage à comic.
JSYK I read Dillon's spin-off BEFORE I read the original.
But then again, I should have expected it knowing Dillon is pretty much a man slut.
Especially from how he behaves in the originally Ménage à comic.
JSYK I read Dillon's spin-off BEFORE I read the original.