06-05-14 Just take your sweet time
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Re: 06-05-14 Just take your sweet time
More like Bulge-in-Underwear-Model, amirite?
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Re: 06-05-14 Just take your sweet time
Oh, Ruby, Ruby.... what have you gotten yourself into...
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Re: 06-05-14 Just take your sweet time
Matt's pants, sorta. Which may be a record, even for Matt; I imagine that he usually at least introduces himself first.
Talking of which - Matt isn't prone to false modesty, is he?
And ah, poor Ruby; nervousness means that she's getting it all wrong. First, what did she think Matt would do if she did use the cubicle - complain that she hadn't also mentioned the state of her bowels after dumping TMI about her bladder? And second, well, you really didn't have to look, dear. Anyway, I hope that this interaction continues; these two could be interesting in conversation, and seeing them chatting could drive Dillon spare. I doubt that Ruby's disguise would last much longer, though; just to start with, I'll bet that her voice just went up three octaves on that "Whoa".
Talking of which - Matt isn't prone to false modesty, is he?
And ah, poor Ruby; nervousness means that she's getting it all wrong. First, what did she think Matt would do if she did use the cubicle - complain that she hadn't also mentioned the state of her bowels after dumping TMI about her bladder? And second, well, you really didn't have to look, dear. Anyway, I hope that this interaction continues; these two could be interesting in conversation, and seeing them chatting could drive Dillon spare. I doubt that Ruby's disguise would last much longer, though; just to start with, I'll bet that her voice just went up three octaves on that "Whoa".
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Re: 06-05-14 Just take your sweet time
I think this one one of the funniest strip of SDB.
Dillon gets high on life, this couldn't be more true.
Here we have why I like Matt. Polite and yet self-assured. Could come as the only sane man if only he knew how to better control his adrenaline sexual addiction.
Hey, whose T-shirt is this ? I can't imagine neither of the three roommates listening to AC/DC. Maybe Amber, and it's rather "might" than "may".
Dillon gets high on life, this couldn't be more true.
Here we have why I like Matt. Polite and yet self-assured. Could come as the only sane man if only he knew how to better control his adrenaline sexual addiction.
Hey, whose T-shirt is this ? I can't imagine neither of the three roommates listening to AC/DC. Maybe Amber, and it's rather "might" than "may".
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Re: 06-05-14 Just take your sweet time
Dillon doubtless has a wardrobe full of stuff that he used for past bit-parts and auditions. A big-name metal band shirt is always going to have uses for that sort of thing.
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Re: 06-05-14 Just take your sweet time
:shakes head sadly:
As a guy....I wouldn't expect a girl to know that men stand up in bathroom stalls if they don't want to be seen.
The stalls are there for privacy .....period.
As a guy....I wouldn't expect a girl to know that men stand up in bathroom stalls if they don't want to be seen.
The stalls are there for privacy .....period.
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Re: 06-05-14 Just take your sweet time
I would also add "not quick tempered." How many other characters would react differently if some stranger was checking them out at the urinal. Reactions would vary, but fortunately Matt's vanity is keeping the situation from getting confrontational or jumping to other conclusions. Now if Matt is actually serious about Kiley he won't try to make anything more about it, but old habits die hard and this is all about comedy.Bambikles wrote:I think this one one of the funniest strip of SDB.
Dillon gets high on life, this couldn't be more true.
Here we have why I like Matt. Polite and yet self-assured. Could come as the only sane man if only he knew how to better control his adrenaline sexual addiction.
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Re: 06-05-14 Just take your sweet time
So, Matt is a tripod?
And Ruby...no, men use the stalls to pee. There are plenty of men without those bits of equipment who have to use the stalls.
And Ruby...no, men use the stalls to pee. There are plenty of men without those bits of equipment who have to use the stalls.
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Re: 06-05-14 Just take your sweet time
Or they have 2 orders of business to take care of and consider it more convenient to just use the toilet that can accommodate it all. However, Ruby can only think so quickly being completely out or her element.
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Re: 06-05-14 Just take your sweet time
No, I understand Trust me...I also have to be honest, one doesn't tend to want to actually sit down in the stall of a men's bathroom.
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Re: 06-05-14 Just take your sweet time
Yep. The way that Ruby is currently wobbling between ignorance, confusion, embarrassment, and quick thinking is really rather sweet. I keep being reminded why she's far and away my favourite character in the Ma3 universe.brasca wrote:However, Ruby can only think so quickly being completely out or her element.
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Re: 06-05-14 Just take your sweet time
rudy, dude! urinal etiquette, my man: eyes forward.
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Re: 06-05-14 Just take your sweet time
Ah the sad truth.
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Re: 06-05-14 Just take your sweet time
I understand that the proportional difference tends to be much less in moments of, umm, full activation. Also, well, it's what you do with it, yadda yadda.
But for Matt, it's a professional asset. Fair enough.
But for Matt, it's a professional asset. Fair enough.
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