21-02-14 I cannot even blame Dillon

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Re: 21-02-14 I cannot even blame Dillon

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considerate would be going back to jerzy's place to have their loud gay sex.
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Re: 21-02-14 I cannot even blame Dillon

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But that would probably be inconsiderate towards Jerzy's sister. They can't win.

Anyway, the rule in this universe seems to be that walls and doors are completely transparent to noises made during sex, but people having or about to have sex never remember this. It's a law of nature, and not anyone's fault.
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Re: 21-02-14 I cannot even blame Dillon

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Ruby really has come a long way in a few short days in terms of mature acceptance of others' idiosyncrasies. She'll want to talk to Amber about the "bracelet", though. Talking to Dillon or Jerzy might go places she's not ready to go, especially Dillon.
And the Minew purchase is already paying dividends. Ruby needs someone on her side in all of this.
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Re: 21-02-14 I cannot even blame Dillon

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Yuh. Amber saw Minew as useful for de-stressing Ruby, which is a bit of a horrible cliché - but just having something to bounce her thoughts off without feeling that she's going crazy could be what's really useful to Ruby.
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Re: 21-02-14 I cannot even blame Dillon

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Well it's not like Ruby was gonna use it. :D

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Re: 21-02-14 I cannot even blame Dillon

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Poor Ruby. :( That surprise is going to leave a mark -- and I doubt she'll want the present back after this.

So, is Minew going to be the voice of common sense in SDB, the way Lita is in Ma3?

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Re: 21-02-14 I cannot even blame Dillon

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Insofar as what she hears from Minew is what Ruby's brain generates when it tries to be dispassionate, probably yes.
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Re: 21-02-14 I cannot even blame Dillon

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Error of Logic wrote:Poor Ruby. :( That surprise is going to leave a mark -- and I doubt she'll want the present back after this.
Those "marks" can easily be washed out with soap and water. ;)

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Re: 21-02-14 I cannot even blame Dillon

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Does anyone else think that tomorrow Dillon will thank Ruby for letting him use the cock ring and attempt to give it back?
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Re: 21-02-14 I cannot even blame Dillon

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Dillon is idiotic enough to do anything, including that. Though he'll presumably not realise that Ruby heard that conversation through the wall (even though he enjoys listening to other people's vocal performances through other walls), so an attempt to return the loan could be relatively non-stupid - and he could then be puzzled when Ruby yelps and leaps ten feet backwards.

Actually, talking of stuff heard through walls - before Ruby heard the crucial line in that last panel, she was mentally stammering over what to do about the noise Dillon and Jerzy were making. One wonders what she'd have done if their conversation had continued being so non-specific. On recent form, listened very carefully for some time, to make sure that they were being too loud, I suspect.
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Re: 21-02-14 I cannot even blame Dillon

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...and now we know that Andy and Dillon are roughly the same size...

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Re: 21-02-14 I cannot even blame Dillon

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Milnoc wrote:
Error of Logic wrote:Poor Ruby. :( That surprise is going to leave a mark -- and I doubt she'll want the present back after this.
Those "marks" can easily be washed out with soap and water. ;)
I meant the mark on Ruby's psyche, not the biological ones on the cock-ring. ^^;

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Re: 21-02-14 I cannot even blame Dillon

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Ilvy wrote:...and now we know that Andy and Dillon are roughly the same size...
Except it sounded like Jerzy was the one with ths ring on.
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Re: 21-02-14 I cannot even blame Dillon

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People really??

If someone overhears something in anything comedy related that sounds dirty it will always turn out to be fully innocent. There are laws that enforce this kind of thing. :S

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