07-10-13 Superb buoyancy
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Re: 07-10-13 Superb buoyancy
So how's that superb buoyancy working out for ya Ruby?
Andy better get to it and save our girl from drowning.
Andy better get to it and save our girl from drowning.
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Re: 07-10-13 Superb buoyancy
Is it okay to laugh at someone who's drowning?
Or is this a case of " You Raff, You Ruse?"
Or is this a case of " You Raff, You Ruse?"
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Re: 07-10-13 Superb buoyancy
dillon, what are you exactly trying to do?
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Re: 07-10-13 Superb buoyancy
I would suggest that woman save Ruby and give her some CPR But then I noticed that she was wearing watering wings and an innertube.
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Re: 07-10-13 Superb buoyancy
Since when is buoyancy a skill?
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Re: 07-10-13 Superb buoyancy
In the Ma3verse, the laws of physics are mere suggestions, Chantaru.
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Re: 07-10-13 Superb buoyancy
She must've ingested a lot of water if the Dillon is putting on is inducing this. Then again her glasses might've slipped off and she's struggling to recover those. Regardless I'm sure Andy will intervene shortly.
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Re: 07-10-13 Superb buoyancy
Ya know, CPR requires no swimming aptitude.Mr. Bee wrote:I would suggest that woman save Ruby and give her some CPR But then I noticed that she was wearing watering wings and an innertube.
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Re: 07-10-13 Superb buoyancy
Get some cheap thrills?Bambikles wrote:dillon, what are you exactly trying to do?
Suspension of disbelief problems here (again). Why would any sane instructor bother teaching diving technique to someone who he knows can't swim?
Otherwise - well, a feeling that the story is treading water. More taunting poor old Ruby with the unfamiliar, ha ha. I'm still open to being impressed if she actually calls Dillon on his antics, but we all know that ain't gonna happen.
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Re: 07-10-13 Superb buoyancy
I think Dillon is being such a Dillon in this case to get Ruby to do something exactly like she's doing to get Andy's attention. In short, he's doing it on purpose to get Ruby in a place Andy will pay attention to her. So far, so good.
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Re: 07-10-13 Superb buoyancy
I think that's crediting Dillon with far too much...
Just far too much, really.
Just far too much, really.
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Re: 07-10-13 Superb buoyancy
By the way, what does buoyancy mean?
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Re: 07-10-13 Superb buoyancy
Scientifically, it's the upward force exerted by a fluid on an immersed object. In other words, that which makes things float rather than sink in water.
Of course, most human bodies have much the same buoyancy, because everyone's average density is about the same. (Very plump people are maybe a bit more buoyant than very skinny people.) So Ruby is talking nonsense when she says she has "superb buoyancy". But if she's using the word to mean that she's good at maintaining a safe floating position, well, that's near enough for a business major.
Of course, most human bodies have much the same buoyancy, because everyone's average density is about the same. (Very plump people are maybe a bit more buoyant than very skinny people.) So Ruby is talking nonsense when she says she has "superb buoyancy". But if she's using the word to mean that she's good at maintaining a safe floating position, well, that's near enough for a business major.
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Re: 07-10-13 Superb buoyancy
Ability to float, either in water or on air.
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